1. You see kids THIS is the reason why you shouldn't feed Wolverine lots & lots of sugar today!
2. Wolverine: Do you feel lucky...punks? And unlike Clint Eastwood I don't need no stinking gun in order to say that!
3. Ol' Wolvie is usually perfectly calm in any intense situation, but whenever he sees Jean making out with ol' Cyc, now thats a different story...
4. Now who says that Yellow Spandex & cool bikes don't mix...
5. Wolverine: If this "Spike Spiegel" guy can maintain a fandom while being a total chain smoker than an occasional cigar isn't going to hurt MY fandom.
6. Quite possibly the ONLY kind of Slash story that won't bother any phobics...
Hope these are OK with you.
Pokejedservo