One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are
always in the right place :

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on
a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations
of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car
battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save
just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'

mate! If only a few over here at the balls to say the same eh?
Will bell you over the weekend and hopefuly we will be chatting about another 3 points, fingers crossed!

Simply a fucking classic