What does the average Domer get on his SATs?
..........Drool.

What do you get when you put 8 Irish cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.

How do you get a Irish cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

Why do the Notre Dame cheerleaders wear bibs? ..........To keep the
tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Why is the Irish football team like a possum? ..........Because they
play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What are the longest four years of an Irish football player's life?
..........His freshman year.

How many Irish freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None....That's a sophomore course.

how can you make fun of notre dame for being dumb when its one of the hardest schools to get into in the country! their graduation percentage is like 94!!!! and whoever says that notre dame always has easy scheules lets take a look at this yrs. schedule..........maryland: no.20 purdue michigan no.7 michigan st. no.15 pitt air force florida state no. 5 boston college navy rutgers usc no.17. and by the way bad stuff happens when you disrespect our lady on the dome, just ask miami, florida state,usc and many more colleges.
go irish,
jack

Good creativity, except for the fact that you can put any team in instead of Notre Dame, and it would be just as funny.

What does the average USC student get on his SATs?
..........Drool.

What do you get when you put 8 Michigan cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.

How do you get a Michigan State cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

Why do the Boston College cheerleaders wear bibs? ..........To keep the
tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Why is the Purdue football team like a possum? ..........Because they
play dead at home and get killed on the road.


...and so on. I think you get the idea