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Cheap shot to the Groin
Posted Sep 12, 2006 12:54 PM
I was searching through the old messages and found this one. I don't know who this dude is, but these should be the tennats of a religion.
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HEYYYYYYYYY MOTHER FUCKERS! YEEEEEOOOOHHH! DAMN I COULD WRITE ABOUT ALL THE BULLSHIT THATS GOING ON BUT IM TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE SO ILL JUST SAY THINGS COULD BE WORSE, BUT ILL WAIT UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS MON AT CSUCI TO FEEL THAT. EVERY ONE OF MY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS IN CARE- WHILE YOUR IN NEW MEXICO...
1)HOP FENCES AND ENJOY HOTEL JACUZZIS
2)I HEAR THERE ARE MANY EMPTY POOLS DOWN THERE, SO BRING A SKATE.
3)DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT PROVOKE THE COPS UNLESS THEY PROVOKE YOU FIRST!
4)LEAVE YOUR MARK, MUSICALLY ON THE KIDS, ARTISTICALLY ON GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS.
5)BREAK SOMETHING. A BONE, A HEART, BREAD, A MIKE STAND ANYTHING. (LOSING YOUR VOICE IS MANDATORY AND DOESNT COUNT)
6)VIOLENTLY ATTACK EVERY SECOND WITH THE ENERGY AND URGENCY OF A 12 YEAR OLD KID
7)DINE AND DITCH EVERY MEAL, SUPPORT LOCAL FARMERS MARKETS, SHOPLIFT EVERYTHING (IF YOU CAN FIT A CUTE GIRL IN YOUR COAT BRING ONE HOME FOR RP).
8)SMILE TILL YOUR FACE HURTS
9)FORGET WORDS IN PLACE OF JUMP KICKS, NOTES REPLACED WITH A RAISED FIST, THE WORLD IN PLACE OF TINY ROOMS FILLED WITH FRUSTERATED, FED UP KIDS.
10)PLAY MONOPOLY.
YOU KNOW ILL TAKE CARE OF ALL THIS ON THE HOMEFRONT. ATTACK WITH HONOR.
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