'Contrary to all rumours currently circulating, I am not your 'love-child' or 'one-night stand child.
Not everyone called Lee is automatically related to you. If these rumours persist I will demand 20 odd years pocket money from you.
For the record, although I everyone knows how I like beating the Poms up at cricket, football is my favourite game. Danny Tiatto, top man, plays for
Manchester City, what a team.'