Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope.
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[two brothers up in shafts trying to find job and getting a bit-uncomfortable]
Murphy MacManus: Where the fuck are you going?
Conner MacManus: shh! I'm trying to figure some shit out so keep your shut.
Murphy MacManus: Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying around your stupid fuckin rope. Must weigh 30 lbs.!
Conner MacManus: Shut up!
[hits him on the head with flashlight. Murphy pushes him-the two begin to wrestle in the vent. They feel it start to fall.]
Conner MacManus: Jesus Fucking Christ!
Murphy MacManus: Oh, shit!
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Monsignor: We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Conner MacManus: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy MacManus: Aye.
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Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships!
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right?
Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
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[A Russian gangster comes into the bar]
Murphy MacManus: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
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Paul Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.
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[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong]
Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
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Paul Smecker: That's all we need: some sensational story making these boys out to be superheroes triumphing over evil.
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Il Duce: And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed.
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Conner MacManus: Now you will receive us.
Murphy MacManus: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Conner MacManus: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy MacManus: It is the corrupt we claim.
Conner MacManus: It is your evil that will be shot by us.
Murphy MacManus: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Conner MacManus: Each day we will spill there blood, til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner MacManus: These are not polite suggestions, these are cause of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy MacManus: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser of farms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over it's a true corruption into our domain.
Conner MacManus: But if you do one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy MacManus: We will send you to whatever god you wish.
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Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.
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Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger!
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof! It's done. Then he says to the black guy --
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof! And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
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[Picking out weapons and gear]
Conner MacManus: You know what we need? Some rope.
Murphy MacManus: What are you, insane?
Conner MacManus: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it.
Murphy MacManus: That's stupid! Name one fucking thing you're gonna need a rope for.
Conner MacManus: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it.
Murphy MacManus: What's this "they" shit? This isn't the movies.
[Murphy picks up a huge commando knife]
Conner MacManus: Oh, is that right, Rambo?
Murphy MacManus: All right, get your stupid fucking rope.
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Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
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[After dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Conner MacManus: Well, "name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for"!
Murphy MacManus: That was way easier than I thought it would be!
Conner MacManus: Aye!
Murphy MacManus: On TV you always have that guy leaping over the sofa --
Conner MacManus: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.
Murphy MacManus: We're good!
Conner MacManus: Yes, we are!
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[After finding a suitcase full of cash with the dead mobsters]
Murphy MacManus: The hits just keep on coming. I love our new job.
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Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!
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Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
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[After Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop]
Murphy MacManus: Kind of liberating, isn't it?
Rocco: You know, it is a bit.
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Conner MacManus: We haven't really figured out a system to decide who.
Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy MacManus: So what do you think?
Conner MacManus: I'm strangely comfortable with it.
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Paul Smecker: Greenly, the day I want the Boston police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe.
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Yakavetta: He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.
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[Yakavetta wants to call in Il Duce]
Augustus DiStephano: Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wise guys, but only one rule: no women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a fucking monster.
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Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family -- wife, kids -- like he's ordering fucking pizza.
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Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
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Murphy MacManus: There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain.
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Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
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Conner MacManus: How far are we going to take this?
Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?
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Conner MacManus: It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men.
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[After Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast]
Conner MacManus: What the fuck are you doing?
Rocco: I'll tip her!
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Murphy MacManus: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.
Conner MacManus: That was nicely put.
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Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.
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Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
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[After Rocco gets his finger shot off]
Rocco: Feels like it's still there.
Conner MacManus: Yeah, well it's not.
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[Conner and Murphy always pray over their victims.]
Conner MacManus, Murphy MacManus: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili
[they cock their guns]
Conner MacManus, Murphy MacManus: et spiritu sancti.
[blam]
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Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!
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Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
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Rocco: Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!
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Paul Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?
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Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter!
Murphy MacManus: There were nine guys. What were you going to do? Laugh the last three to death?
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Conner MacManus: These decent men with lving families they go home every day after work, and what do they see on the news? Rapist and murderers getting' out of jail.
Murphy MacManus: "Mafiosos," gettin caught with 20 kilos, gettin out on bail. Same fucking day.
Conner MacManus: And everyone, everywhere thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those mother fuckers.
Murphy MacManus: Kill them all. Admit it, even you've thought about it.
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Paul Smecker: There was a FIRE FIGHT!!!
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Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
Conner MacManus: Well it... certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
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[During job training for Rosengurtie Baumgartener, an avid feminist]
Conner MacManus: the rule of thumb here is...
Rosengurtie: Rule of thumb!? Do you know where that expression comes from? In the early 1900's it was legal to beat your wife so long as you used a stick no wider than your thumb.
Conner MacManus: Well, you can't do much damage with that...maybe it should have been a rule of wrist then.
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The Priest: Would these men ever hurt an innocent person?
[of Rocco who's holding him gun point]
Paul Smecker: oh, no they would never! well, the Two Irish ones wouldn't, but the Italian might, he's kind of an idiot.
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Paul Smecker: Good shooting, shitty shooting.
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[While drunk in the confession booth]
Paul Smecker: I put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these cocksuckers to slip through.
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[After Rocco enters the bar]
Rocco: Hey fuck-ass, gimme a beer!
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Paul Smecker: Just pour the drink you fairy fuck.
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"I've got some very bad news here... they're gonna have to close down th- th- th- the bar. The Russians are blowing up buildings all over town, including this one. Fuck! ASS!"
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And shepards we shall be
for thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand,
our feet may swiftly carry out thycommand.
So we shall flow a river forth to thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
I Nomeni Patri
Et Fili
Et Spiritus Sancti
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You should learn latin before you try to correct someone. By the way your wrong stoned raider. The latin part of the prayer is "E Nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
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u made me giggle you piece of nigger shit. corretc my mispeles four me pwease. nerd. go jump into traffic holding a sign that says i love niggers and see if anyone cares that they run your sorry ass over
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(after killing all the nine guys)
Conner:were good
Murph:were very good
Conner: its so much easier than it looks in the movie
murph:yea u always have that guy jumping over the sofa
Conner:then you have to shoot him for 10 fucking minutes
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I didnt rread your whole list (nice job by the wat thats sweet) but in the speach at the end of the movie you have the line "Conner MacManus: It is your evil that will be shot by us" i though it was sought not shot i might be wrong but thats what i though it was.
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Conner MacManus: Now you will receive us.
Murphy MacManus: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Conner MacManus: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy MacManus: It is your corrupt we claim.
Conner MacManus: It is your evil that will be saught by us.
Murphy MacManus: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Conner MacManus: Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy MacManus: Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner MacManus: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy MacManus: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Conner MacManus: But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy MacManus: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
All three: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine patrie,
Conner MacManus: Et fili
Murphy MacManus: Spiritus sancti
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