The Illyrian review of the Movie:

Besides bull**** and disagreements...

I ask anyone of you that hasnt seen the movie to NOT GO and see it. After reading the movie reviews, i was kind of prepared regarding its uglyness. I took my Gf and went to the nearest movie theater to my university.The movie not only sucked,it sucked beyond imagination. Jolie that was playing Olympia not only was trying to immitate the accent of the father in the big fat greek wedding, but she was portrayed as the biggest slut. In any of the dialogues she had with alexander it looked like she was gonne **** her own son. To return to the accent,for ****en gods sake the movie is in english, whats the ****en point trying to immitate a newcomer immigrant to the States.Philip was more brutal than the word itself.

ALexander forget it.Lets not focus on the historical inaccuracies,but the acting resembled a wuss from the Broadway playing one of the Sheakspearean plays being the protagonist faggot.The movie was based on the supposed relationship between Alexander and his friend Hephaestion,in this case his homo buddy.The movie was just terrible.Farrell couldnt be more terrible,,,U dont know where to start and end.What kind of undefeated leader could be such a pussy, that pussy itself could get confused. There were alot of things missing in this boring 3 hours epic, but you got to have Ptolemy(Hopkins) narrating in plain tasteless boring tone. There isnt a single thing that i remember to make a good impression to me.

SO please guys Go and watch Another Movie, whatever nationality you are,greek or Fyromacedonian,Bulgarian or albanian gay or straight, from wherever you are standing you will dearly regret it.

I never regreted watching a movie so much in my life and pay 20$ for such a ripp off.They should not get credits for it.They are worthless.I went to see a real hero AS he is, and his achivements proove so.I love this kind of movies.I love Gladiator.But such an amazing story of a real hero, is massacred like this.I tried to forget the story and focus on the movie as a Fiction,  but the way they played this movie was massacring of ACTING itself .

My honest and friendliest opinion,

vasili