July 25 2003 at 5:35 PM Average Score 2.3 (4 people)
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In 1984 while i was cleaning the basement i noticed a foul odor coming from the back where a laundry shaft used to be. i bent down to inspect it when a small green animal with green feather patches on its neck darted out and tried to escape. it tried to run up the stairs but i grabbed it by its tail and flung it back down (it was about 2 feet tall) apparently i knocked it out so i got a robe and i tied it up. I kept it for a while and when i was bored or high i liekd to go downstairs and rape it. A few years ago its friends came in and tried to break it out but i just bound them too. Now i have 9 of them. The original one that i caught in my basement gave birth to a half human half chupacabra. We decided to name him Oogruk and now we have a beuatiful family relasionship. If you would like to see our chupacabra webcam or pictures email me at muhammed269@hotmail.com
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Re: IMPORTANT: i caught one and i dont kno what to do
Average Score 4.5 (2 people)
July 28 2003, 11:18 PM
you are one sick and twisted son of a ****ing bitch. rapin a chucacabra if you really did either it would bite or suck the blood or **** out of your cock
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Oh you're just sick you purmur, b****, freak, loser, pendejo, pu**, that is one of the lamest,weirdest,and most sickening stories I have ever heard! ugh..
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Get the Fkk Out of here your probably some friggen Pedefile. And Also your not gunna show us chupacabras on webcam your probably gunna fukin stick your p3n!!s in the fkin cam u sik a5$h0l3
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The one of you, who take the idiot serious, has some issues.. Cause I think its ****ing hillarious. I couldnt stop laughing.. I believe the Chupacabra, but I have also seen then pictures of the captured Chupacabra, its light-grey with some Big-ass mouth and seriously big teeths. To those of you who havent seen the picture i am talking about, check out jkcinema.com and find "Urban Legends" and watch movie 7 called "Evidence"
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I have news for all of you people. There is not and NEVER WILL BE, any such thing as a Chupacabra. The only way I will even think about beliving in it, is if I see them show pictures of it's dead body on CNN. All of you are tripp'in. Maybe you guys are just seeing things, but if that's the case, then I should have seen the thing a LONG time ago due to all the weed I smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have news for all of you people. There is not and NEVER WILL BE, any such thing as a Chupacabra. The only way I will even think about beliving in it, is if I see them show pictures of it's dead body on CNN. All of you are tripp'in. Maybe you guys are just seeing things, but if that's the case, then I should have seen the thing a LONG time ago due to all the weed I smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*hick* ok *hick* what's this i hear*hick* about someone saying *hick* that the chupacabra doesn't exist!?*hick* you're tripp'n!! *hick* get off this*hick* site if you don't believe in *hick* him!!! ....man-o-man i have *hick* a bad case of*hick* the *hick*ups does someone know a cure for the hickups*hick*? and why is this guy writing what he writes twice*hick*?is there an eco in here(ecos)here...here...here...here. *hick*...*hick*...*hick*...*hick*
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ahh frick!...i'm *hick* all out of rice *hick* pudding(ecos).....pudding.....pudding......pudding.....pudding.*hick*......*hick*.....*hick*...*hick*.....*hick*....
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are you on crack!you raped IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You A-Hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey I just stumbled upon my old 2003 post when i remembered this site, because i never went back to check the comments. As you are well aware, I am telling the truth. When I first captured that Chupacabra, I thought it was too good to be true. At first, I thought I had captured one of the neighborhood chinese kids again, until i realized its shiny green skin and feathers. It has truly been a blessing for me to have the privilege of owning all these sexy little Chupacabras in my basement (as of May 05, 2005 I have amassed about 34 Thoroughbred Chupas and about 12 Half Chupa Half Humans). I would have to say that the half human ones are not as particularly sexy, though, considering there teeth arent as sharp as the pure bred ones, which are great because when your forcing them to suck your dick they often scrape skin off, creating a pleasureable yet painful sensation. Also, I believe that many Chupacabras have been migrating to the area, just last week my half brother/cousin/dad (you know how much us mexicans inbreed) caught a whole bushelful of them. Needless to say, we have many Chupa-Involved anal adventures coming up, so stay tuned for more updates!!! (in another 2 years)
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hahahahahahaha !you're a funny guy.it's great how people react on your fantastic stories.
i must say the pic of that green chupacabra on this website is almost as funny as your story.:
"buttocks emit a foul odour".hahaha!
and whattha*** does a chupacabra do with goat ears anyway?
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dude u prob micheal jacsons kid!!!!Rapin chupa go home and **** ur sister or ur dad will ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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