Tim Rocks in the house! But i'm hear to talk about a very, very serious discussion... CLOWNS!!! They are evil and unfunny. The fact that they have smiles painted on their faces means nothing. They have murder in mind and want to eat us. But what I find impossible to believe is that they were designed to entertain children! TO ENTERTAIN CHILDREN!!!!!!!!
"I think more money should go to public schools!"
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Be sure to leave no remains of that clown, George. A rubber nose, a floppy shoe, even a squirting flower is enough to respawn a dreaded crimson head!!!
"I think more money should go to public schools!"
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no tim i was and while i was there i was attacked by an army of clowns armed with shotguns and using trolls as sheilds so i used my wits and threatend them with the basic ill make you leave the circus trick and they ran away screaming aaaaaaaaah
"listen to me chief i don't have enough time for this baloni"
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Is anyone even still here? Hello?...Hello?...Alpha Team communications...emergency crash landing on isle of San Glucose...mysterious creatures...not human...only one left...oh no, oh no!!!!!! (message ends)
"I think more money should go to public schools!"
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tim im here but im figting off a couple of clowns dont know how long i can hold them.......wait a minute......get back you freaks .......no bobby no yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
"listen to me chief i don't have enough time for this baloni"
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tim im still holding on ...........just drank my last liquar carton and no tim you fool you cant have my tea cup when im gone oh no here come some pixies armed with straw " die you Blagards!!!!!!!!!!
"listen to me chief i don't have enough time for this baloni"
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tim........... yo...you there im alive but just bareley one of them pixies done alot of damage with a sharp peice of straw i have found protection under a candy caine tree at the moment im fighting them off with a calculator they seem confused by it! oh hell no get back.......get back or ill feed you to the newts......nooooooooooooooooooo!
"listen to me chief i don't have enough time for this baloni"
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heeeeeeeeeeey dudes, does anyone know if theirs such thing as a chupacabra oldschool sk8board?............whats with the clown ****, clowns arent scary, their just bums that wear make up lol, dudes if u wanna know whats scary, "teachers" r scary, they r brain washing all the students, dam those nazi's, we cant even talk to r friends and gurlfriends any more, rulz r getting stricter and teachers r becoming more like HITLER, soon we will be mindless zombies, it will me like the MEGALOMANIAC video from "INCUBUS"............later days dudes and keep riding that rightuoes NARLY WAVE..
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You guys evidently play too many computer games... If they released "Diablo - realms of the chupacabra" i bet you'd be all over it, and whaddaya know, sightings are up 130%...
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The noble jester is not a thing to be scorned and feared, but a thing to be loved... oh yes, loved like a fine wine... for deep inside yourself, is there not a scared, sad little clown? I think we can all safely say that we have a clown deep inside that just needs a little TLC. And maybe someday, clowns and humans will be able to get along, and isn't that how Jesus would want it?
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Timrocks is now regested as TimBurrows224 and is now a witch hunter General on our forum www.network54.com/forum/281323 also visit our new "minds eye forum" www.network54.com/forum/289775
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Jesse Ray, do not force me to bust a hole in your gimp cranium.
George... Are you a member of the brotherhood, or aren't you? I'd noticed you'd taken some interest in it, but you had never chosen what creature you held rule over. All Brotherhood members are required to have an animal fleet at their command (except for the lesser members, such as the ones who fail to post often enough).
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Alex, the lobster and seagull general (Login Alextreme)
Brotherhood armies
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April 26 2004, 10:38 AM
The Brotherhood armies/hierachy is as follows:-
True-lies:-
Status: Head of the BOS
Commands: Humans (knights)
Base of operations: Aboard his ship, The BOS Redeemer
Gimpy:-
Status: Lord of all that breathes
Commands: Chupacabra and Locusts
Base of operations: The Tower of Bobo, the Moon
Alex (me):-
Status: Lobster and Seagull general, Pitiful moderator
Commands: Lobsters and Seagulls
Base of operations: Birmingham, England
Bengl:-
Status: Lord of the Tigers, Master scout
Commands: Lightspeed Tigers
Base of operations: Mars
Mightysage:-
Status: Brotherhood Arch Mage
Commands: Dragons
Base of operations: Mars (the otherside from Bengl)
Calum:-
Status: Seal and Walrus Admiral
Commands: Seals and Walrusses and ocasionally Clams
Base of operations: Birmingham, England
Oggelsby:-
Status: Lord of the wild pigs
Commands: Boars
Base of operations: Dartmouth high school, Birmingham, England
Neil:-
Status: The skunk commander
Commands: Skunks
Base of operations: Birmingham, England
Ultramace:-
Status: Lord of the teleporting blue goblins
Commands: Teleporting blue goblins
Base of operations: ???
Butros:-
Status: Leader of Rhapsody
Commands: ???
Base of operations: The Moon
Karibo:-
Status: King of all insectoids (with the exception of locusts which are Gimpy's!)
Commands: Insectoids and Penguins
Base of operations: "The tower of Bobo" (Pitiful attempt to match Gimpy's)
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Tim Rocks, Witch Hunter General (Login TimBurrows224)
True Lies of the Brotherhood of Steel (You know who you are)
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April 27 2004, 8:43 AM
First of all, I'd like to say that I made this clown statement months ago, and it is still blossoming with entries to this day. True, they aren't all about clowns, but i'm gald I could make a difference!
Second, I would like to apologise for my absense, but unfortunately, school work doesn't solve itself!
But what I really want is to propose an alliance between the ancient and mighty Brotherhood of Steel and the new and nervous Nazi Muffins! Alex told me to speak with the fabled "True Lies" as you may remember, I was interested in joining anyway.
King George and I, Tim Rocks, the Witch Hunter General, have a proposal that in exchange for acceptance into your most honoured of Brotherhoods, you will be more than welcome to become our "Grand Inquisitors", giving power and respect on our forum (www.network54.com/forum/289775). You may rule the Nazi Muffins (there are only a few at the moment) and help us build a glorious website! We have already started a crusade against the clowns, and would be honoured to have your assistance!
Please answer back soon. If i'm not here, look for me on my forum. Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm of to burn some heretics...
"And the lord rented a terrible wrath on the world, and the Nazi Muffins were as one."
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Tim Rocks, Witch Hunter General (Login TimBurrows224)
Re: True Lies of the Brotherhood of Steel (You know who you are)
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April 27 2004, 9:09 AM
True Lies, I read your statement about the clowns, and of course, I want a paradise, but a clown-human paradise? Surely in your infinite wisdom, you can see that the real paradise would be a world free of clowns? It is this belief that strives me the Witch Hunter (or should that be clown hunter) to my crusade of of exterminating the clowns. I mean, there is definitely NOT a clown inside me, I assure you!
Thank you for your time.
P.S Take my message above into careful consideration.
PP.S I don't like clowns.
"Perhaps you misheard me, I come bearing triominoes!"
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Alex, the lobster and seagull general (Login Alextreme)
Re: True Lies of the Brotherhood of Steel (You know who you are)
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April 27 2004, 10:59 AM
Eradicating the Earth of clowns is all well and good, but it will mean getting rid of some of the world's most beloved entertainers, like Krusty! and... um... that guy... with the thing...
Anyhow, Nazi muffins? Dunno about the Nazi part... I'm not arguing with you, but calling your army that probably won't get you much respect from War veterans. No offence. Anyway, True-lies, oh great and wise master, may we permit these fellows to assist us in our quest to save humanity or whatever it is we do?
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Re: True Lies of the Brotherhood of Steel (You know who you are)
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April 27 2004, 3:24 PM
Don't worrie Alex, the Nazi part or should I say "Nasi" is just a word and in no way are we connected with anti-semitism or Aryan Hitler crap.. Lets never speak of it again! from now on it shall be Nasi or Nassi.
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Re: True Lies of the Brotherhood of Steel (You know who you are)
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April 28 2004, 8:10 AM
Point well taken, Alex. So after much deliberation, George and I have decided that our unholy armies of darkness shall be known as the dreaded Herche (Hershee) Muffins!!! May our terrible name be shrieked by old hags, roared by preachers and raved by lunatics!!!
"Perhaps you misheard me, I come bearing triominoes!"
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Tim Rocks, Witch Hunter General (Login TimBurrows224)
Re: True Lies of the Brotherhood of Steel (You know who you are)
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April 29 2004, 10:42 AM
Exellent my liege, exellent! Now you're seeing things the Hersche Muffin way! Of course, exceptions have to be made with Krusty, but as for the others... Lets just say i'm the reason for the phrase "tears of a clown"...
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WOW just when i think u guys are retarded for believeing in a ****ing spic monster u think clowns are evil and murderers...i know clows...they are just fat balding middle age guys trying to make a living...the guys i know are wayyyyyyy too lazy to kill...said it once, say it again...GET A ****ING LIFE!
-mark
P.S. tim.........hate to break it to u............ur not awesome...dork.
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Tim Rocks, Ruler of the Tazmanian Devils!!! (Login TimBurrows224)
Re: wow
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May 3 2004, 6:46 AM
Ok retard, I'm gonna explain something to you, so keep your spastic ears fine tuned. To you, the pathetic loner type, caught up between wet dreams and your next fix, the common clown may be nothing to fear. In your stupidity and ignorance, you see them as, how did you put it? Balding, middle aged men. But when your entire family are butchured by them, forcing you to devote your life to their eradication, then you can tell me they're not evil. So if your not interested in any of this stuff, then why come here just to insult us? I suggest you get some real friends and make up with your mother, ****-for-brains.
P.S Outlawscumfuk...hate to break it to you...I'm seeing your grandma...
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Tim Rocks, Witch Hunter General (Login TimBurrows224)
Re: wow
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May 3 2004, 11:55 PM
Save some for me!!!
"And you run, and you run, to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking.
Racing around, to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but your'e older.
Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death."
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Jesse Ray, why don't you make that massive hole in your head useful (you know, the one that houses that thing you use to pleasure your male dog?); slap a funnel in it, pour about 20 gallons of gasoline down, and then swallow a tasty lighter for desert. Then please do the decent thing for once in your pathetically handicapped life and stay dead.
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i hatE them so fu.kin much!!! my family has a picture of a clown that is worth a couple thousand and they won't F.U.C.K.ing sell the fricken picture! i'll kill those little suna va bietch's! (except bozo beacuse like you guys have said he is cool)I say we get the clowns in a big group and drop a nuetron bomb on them. especially the one's in the little cars.
n.e. wayz is the brother hood of steel big? how many members? how would i or some one else join? plz i need answers along with dead clowns.
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Visit the link in my signature, click on the BOS recruitment centre and post a request to join. You will need to have created a log-in (e.g. "Joshua") to be accepted.
The BOS isn't huge; we have at most 15 members, but it has been running now for well over a year and we are signing new recruits all the time!
Oh, and here are those dead clowns... (dumps corpses onto table)
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