Well, I'm sick of the other theory threads with *******s like Bengle,Lord of the Tigers and True Lies. So I made this one for people with an IQ above 70 (yes, that mean's I'm calling you both retards).
Now for my theories on el Chupacabra.
Spiritual:
The Chuapacabra is a being blessed by Lilith, the first woman and the first vampire. Where she and her kind wandered the Earth taking human victims, the Chupacabra and its kind would take animal victims.
Alien:
1. It was a pet or just a creature used to kill pests.
2. It was an experiment of theirs (supported by the thread The Dead of El Chupacabra).
3. It's bio-weapon warfare so they can kill all of our livestock without seeming hostile then when we're weak and placid they'll offer us an invintation to their government or whatever runs them.
Earth:
It was created by scientest for bio-weapon warfare on other countries to kill most of their food without seeming hostile, then they'd offer "humanitarian aid" while taking over their government. Basicly the same as Alien 3 but on a smaller scale.
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I have alerted my peers of this trechory! I believe you have outstayed your welcome at a forum when you begin to insult two of it's oldest and most respected members. Bengl (not "Bengle") and True-lies are usually rather serious when it comes to theories anyway, but occasionally they do enjoy to play around on here. Who can blame them though? When you've come to this site as many times as we have it starts to get as boring as hell. Just because you want to have fun doesn't mean you're retarded. If we just sat around, waiting for someone to post something serious about El Chupacabra, this place would be dullsville. It's not illegal to go off topic.
I had thought that you seemed like a respectable addition to this forum. I guess I was wrong...
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Boooo Hooooo a guy called a huge skeptic and a combination of a huge skeptic and idiot both retards. Boooo Hoooo How ever will the deal with the truth? I did have some respect for you even though you were immitating a doctor (something that takes people at least eight years to achieve) by putting "Dr." in your name. But with that little spout of bitching, I seem to have lost it.
I have never EVER seen Bengl be serious about ANYTHING. Every time he's talking about how big a lier the person must be for saying whatever it was they said. That isn't "playing around," that's being an ignorant ass.
True-Lies is pretty much the same but can actually spell.
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3.Be More spasific on wich one of my theorys your talking about
4.Chupacabra isnt a spiritual being, You F'uck Head...
5.Never insult Master True-lies in front of the Tiger Lord...
6.*revials ax* Start Running!!!!!!
Earth shakes,stone breaks,The forest is at your door,The dark sleep is broken,the woods have awoken,the Ents have gon to war.Roots rend,woods bend,the Ents have answerd the call,through branches now the wind sings,feel the power of all living things,The Ents have gon to war...
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Hmmm, I think I'll put some things into lists too.
1. I highly doubt you have an IQ of 111
2. How can you be "spasific?" I mean it's kind of hard to induce spasms with just words.
3. Yes, I may have spelled your name wrong, I have a tendency to spell words I know correctly (in other words, "Bengl" isn't a word).
4. How the hell do you know of the chupacabra is spiritual or not? Perhaps you have met, and spoken to one? Or perhaps you've traveled back in time to the beginning of the creation of man and watched Lilith up until the present to make sure she never did what I said may have happened?
5. True-Lies, plain and simple, is nothing but a skeptic because he wants to be a skeptic. He just ignores everything but what supports him and therefore has no reason nor business to be on this forum or comment on any subject or thread, ever.
6. I will never run from a LOTR loving fata.ss.
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*appears behind zero with the dragon buster at his throught*i will give you to warnings.one,do not insult any member of the brotherhood,and two,do NOT call any brotherhood members skeptics in matters of EL Chupacabra.both Bengl and True-Lies are believers of EL Chupacabra,you dumb ass.you have been warned.*vanishes*
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1. Why is the "Brotherhood" even on this forum, you have your own to ruin so go ruin it.
2. Should I honestly be afraid of anybody who says that they have some kind of gun from an anime? I'm pretty sure I should and that I should kick thier fat ass outside to lose some of their hefty 300 pound tits.
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3. It's "you're" not "your" when you want to say "you are" as in, "You're a fat cock sucking sack of sh.it who should grown a pair and stop censoring yourself and worshiping J.R.R. Tolkein. Whether you believe it or not, he isn't God."
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I think that this site is excelent tho some of the beliefs may be out there and quite well.... ( not being mean ) but stupid. I do like the over all lay out although u all have forgotten that the chupacabra may just be a natural animal not identified yet
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Hello I am Joseph Penello Founder OF TeamMasters Paranormal
Research and UpState New York Paranormal Investigators ( a division
of TMPR) http://www.teammasters.org . I have a
theory about Chupacabra's
I have been going over many eye witness reports and i have
come to a conclusion Chupacabra's are not one species but a
group of subspecies, such as salamanders . in my theory each
sub species has attributes to its enviroment perhaps some have
small wings , or long hair in the tropics perhaps they have
less hair and more of an armored body. i also believe that
they are cold blooded and nocternal creatures. and since there
activity seems to be in bursts I think that they spend alot
of time underground conserving energy until its time to mate .
when they mate they need excess energy so they must feed and
plasma is rich in iorn and protien. it also appears that these
creatures have in some cases little or no real fear of humans
as long as they are not spooked. now for the fact that people
dont comonly see foot prints , I have researched this and
many people seem to se e the
m hop great distence so a print would be few and far
between, as well as cattle and human foot prints disturb the
scene before any real investigation can begine. I feel these
creatures were probably the demons of old myth and were
probabl wiped to near extinction and are only now rebounding
... hence the mega sightings in the last 20 years. and as
humans incroach on lands once deemed uninhabitable ( wich is
probably there key grounds we also see a spike of occerences.
as in many species they probably came to the americas when
the continents were connected and are probably in close
relation to other lizards of the world.( i mean we have many
lizards that can glide and have spikes. as a paranormal
researcher and investigator i also think that many of the
sightings may be related to other phonoma such as bigfoot or
possibly ghosts. or other unidentified paran
ormal activity. but aliens I think not. I presume that in
the next ten to twenty years we will identify and haveto learn
to live with these creatures , as with any other preditor we
must take all the steps to stop them from eating our cattle
but also protect them if indeed they are an indangered
species............as for the internal organs being gone i have
only come across that in about 1 out of ever 90 cases. thats
just my opinion please take som time to consider .
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you guys are smoking some seriously ****ed up ****
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August 14 2004, 6:59 PM
You guys are all retarded, I can't believe you actually believe this bull****. These storys all sound fake. I'll believe this **** when I see it. If that motha ****a came around my way, I'd bust his ass with a ****in metal bat, and then kick him in the genitals untill he fell over, then I would bash his face in, untill there was no possible way to tell what the **** it was, then go tell the authorities that there's some creepy piece of **** and if they were like the dudes in Jeepers Creepers and be all like "Oh its nothing bitch bitch bitch" I'd cap his ass with my 9. BITCH so yeah why don't you all go to hell. it was obviously made up to scare little 5 year olds for some ****ed up reason. I like pie.
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August 15 2004, 9:49 AM
and that is the reason why this forum is practicly abandoned.dumbass bastards keep comeing to the forum and scareing of true believers by saying that the chupa doesn't exist.
"theres a evil monkey in my closet"-Chris Griffen,Family Guy
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August 16 2004, 11:15 AM
Scaring of true believers? There are no true believers. You all have obviously hit the bong a few too many times. Go home all you people that think its real. This is THE MOST retarded thing I have ever seen/heard of in my life. And seeing how I work in a mentally disabled clinic, I've seen some pretty retarded things, but this just tops my list.
So if you don't mind I have more patients to get back to. I suggest you all see your closest psychiatrist. You all should be locked up in an insane asylum for a few years. And while you're at it go to a rehabiliation clinic aswell. DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS DONT SMOKE POT
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August 16 2004, 1:19 PM
i think you are confused.you dont work there,you are a patient there.and i dont use drugs,dumbass.do you have any proof that the chupa doesn't exist?if you can show me some solid proof,then i will never come to this forum again.
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doosh bag doosh bag doosh bag. go take your medicine u fat sack o crap. and im with the other dude you aren't an employee they probobly handed you a uniform and you jized on it beacuse nobody who would work at a place would talk about retarded people like that. and if for some reason you do work there your either a janitor or your a play toy for the male boss who everyone knows is gay if u get what i mean. u flamin fairy. fu.
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Hey, joshua why don't you get off the gay porn for a while, and stop sucking cock you ****ing ****ed up ass faggot ****ing dick ****ing ****ed **** mother****ing bitchass****dicklickblowjobfaggot****asscracksuck********er so go **** yourself in the ****hole you ****er **** **** **** face dick-assbitchwhorelick.
I'm done now.
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FRANK I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR DUE@SHING FAGIT FAIRYNISS.GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF CAUSE THATS AS FAR AS YOUR EVER GOING TO GET WITH ANYONE.NO ACTUALLY THE FARTHEST YOUL EVER GET WITH ANYONE IS YOUR OLD MAN DOCTOR GIVING YOU A PHYSICAL SO SHUT YOUR DUESH AL IC MOUTH AND FILL IT WITH MY PENIS.
O YEA AND PS THE CHUPACOBRA IS FU#KI*G YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW
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HAHAHAHAHA! You all have the intellects of petty fleas and skanky Italian prostitutes (save my good BoS comrades who are in their right mind and fighting for a good cause). Don't be making fun of MS Zero, when you believe in 'lilith' the vampire goddess! As for other matters, it feels good to come back here and see everyone yelling at each other. :) I can never truely let this place leave my heart...
Eh, it's gone. Or is it still attached like an unearthly syst?
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are you acctualy sidding with that penis sucking frank peterson you gay fag!!!!!i cant believe you god their are a bunsh of penis lickers on this site (othe thann me and joshua)so SUCK MY B>A>L>L>S
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EVERY BODY SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its Bad Enogh to have **** heads on the forum, But this is a CHUPACABRA forum!!!!! not some forum you use to yell at people you dont even know! NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAID, OR ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!!!!
whew.......I need to calm down......
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Hey, that used to be my line...the fish gutting one...
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DO IT YOU LITTLE P.U.S.S.Y YOU WONT DO S.H.I.T I WILL TOTAL CUM DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL IT CLOGS UP AND YOU DIE SO IF YOU WANT SOME TO YOU LITTLE C.O.C.K SUCKING B.I.T.C.H BRING IT I WILL F.U.C.K YOU UP BY THE WAY THIS IS TO THAT LITTLE FAGGIT BENGL THE TIGER F.U.CK.E.R
shewww...i need to stop f.u.c.k.i.n.g your mom
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jezus will. i told you not to fat it. bengals cool and does not deserve the shi.t or jizz or what ever it was that you said u were going to do. and i am not will what ever frank syas.
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That was an excellent theory and there's probably a 90% chance it's true. It also would explain how Bigfoot got here by crossing the Bearing Straight. Their should be more people with theorys like yours on this sight. Instead of Morons who have nothing better to do then yell at each other and swear. Thank you for setting an example for these Moron,Hillbilly,Rednecks.
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its a predator. you know as in alien vs. predator. it must be one that hasnt killed an alien! i mean the predator uses a cloaking device thats why some people dont see it! when it uses the cloaking thing, its eyes glow and disappear. it ****in guts its victims. they're both in parts of south america and north america.
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