A big scottish man told me about Goatman once. The Scottsman was at a bar when Goatman came in wavin' his hatchet around and yellin' and pushin' people. So, the Scottsman stood up and asked him what his problem was. Goatman responded to this by headbutting the Scottsman in the face. To the average person, a headbutt from Goatman would have either given you a bad concussion or knocked you out, but the Scottsman just laughed and headbutted Goatman back. The headbutt from Scottsman made Goatman stagger backward into a table, spilling a man's drink. The man shouted at Goatman, who was pissed off anyway, so the monster swung his hatchet at the poor guy and chopped into his jugular. Then, the Scottsman picked up a table and chucked it at Goatman, who just jumped out of the way of the projectile all nimbly-pimbly. In response, Goatman charged at the Scottsman, as if he were going to hit him with the hatchet. But the Scottsman just snatched the Goatman up by the throat, carried him to the door, and gave him a kick to "the business" that sent him sailing into the street. With a bruised ego (and bruised gonads), Goatman picked himself up off of the ground, flipped-off Scottsman, and ran off into the night. True story! ;)
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the goatman is obviously the level above the chupa. He will only fight the chupa when the chupa fights the chupinator. the chupa only has so much of a chance against goatman. Or am i just lying. the chupa is a god. who else beat Zues so that hates could take over olympus? or who really killed the aliens and predators in that movie. If you ask me, the chupas should go hunt the predators. The chupa would kill everything. Plus they are building a casino at Clark Lane Middle School in Waterford, CT 06385 so they never go bankrupt.
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