El chupacabra is a ****ing whore. I hate him with all of my heart. He killed my favorite goat, the goat that I have delicious sex with every night. Now its just gross because the goat is dead. If I find that son of a bitch I will kill his ass, then bend him over my knee and have my way with him.

THAT SOUNDS GREAT! Of course, it really doesn't. You sound like the f*cking whore to me, though, not the chupacabra. I consider it my personal duty to wipe the face of the Earth clean of dipsh*ts like you that take advantage of poor defenseless goats in a sexual way. So you will not be defeating the chupacabra any time soon, but I'm afraid I will be defeating you.