I never thought these stories were true, until this happened to me...
I didn't believe in the chupa until this evening, when I witnessed a brutal attack that took the life of my favorite jackalope. I had heard the rumors, and the descriptions of the little monsters, but I chalked it up to vivid imagination and/or home-brewed liquor. I was in for a rude awakening.
What began as a peaceful, relaxing night turned tragic when I, for the first time, heard the tell-tale sounds of the chupacabra making haste toward the jackalope house I built for Muffin (my favorite jackalope). I ran to the closet for my shotgun, but alas, I was too late...Muffin was being torn to shreds by the chupa.
I watched in horror as Muffin's blood was drained by this vile, ferocious creature. Frozen by panic, I peed myself as the killer then made its way towards me. Miraculously, this dissuaded the Chupacabra from getting any closer; it seems as though my 'accident' so offended the deadly creature that it scurried off into the woods in fear (or perhaps disgust).
Muffin...poor muffin...taken in the prime of life, while I ruined a new pair of cotton Dockers, and all because of the Chupacabra!! I vow to hunt every last one of them down, and slay them wherever I find them. Muffin, if you can read this: I WILL AVENGE YOU!!!!!!
R.I.P. Muffin, 1998-2005. :(
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I don't understand what you mean...I DO believe in the chupacabra, for the first time ever! I was skeptical before, but now I know they're real because I saw it with my own eyes. Obviously Muffin found out in the worst way. :(
Poor Muffin...my other two surviving jackalopes are taking the loss very hard. It's very sad.
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A jackalope is a jack rabbit with antlers. i I dont know how romers of this animal started. it was quite a while ago. like during the california gold rush or somthing.
People who dont belive in the chupacabra have no buisness here...
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