i was driving past an abandonded farm and it was dark
i saw little things running on the floor
my car brokedown and i saw a chupacabra on my passenger seat we talked and we stopped at suck um' goats
it was good then i drove him home to the farm it was cool

Yeah. By the way, thanks for the ride home! That was the best blood i have ever tased! We gotta do that again sometime!

Hey I just found out what the chupa really is ive been doin rewsearch and.........The chupa is..........................................................................................................................You mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just a good old boy never meaning no harm

Jeff your cool the rest of you are idiot's.