I am the darker chupa
then send me to eat goats when company comes
but i laugh
and eat well
and grow strong
i replicate myself when company comes
tommorrow i'll be happy when im eatting my goat
because then no one will dare say eat the goat then
because i will eat them FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-El Chupa
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you can not eat me for i am pie! i am imortal!you try to eat me and i will make you retarded!!!!!!!!......but if you hail me and become one of my loyal subjects i will grant you anything that ticles your fancy!!
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I am the happy apple
then send me to smoke weed when company comes
but i laugh
and smoke well
and grow fat
i masturbate myself when company comes
tommorrow i'll be happy when im smoking my pot
because then no one will dare say smoke that **** then
because i will smoke them FIRST :))
HAHAHAHAHA!
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I write dumb poems on the internet
Tomorrow i will write some more.
Cheese!!
What is life...
but a meaningless, spinning vortex of random crap.
I bid thee farwell,
for i am being kicked off the site
for being so damn annoying.
I am a loser.
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You are all fat, none of your deserve to live so the chupa will drop you off in the middle of a desert, and you will all fight for your lives slowly eatting each other, and the one left living the chupa will kill you. (He will have a glove on his left hand, and a chainsaw on his right hand. YOU WILL PERISH.)
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Whoever said that is stupid, you have it all backwards, the chupa has a chainsaw on his LEFT hand and a glove on his right. He also has a goats head, three cows utters, monkeys arms, and dolphins legs.
-El Chupa
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I killed a chupa yesterday, i killed it with a rusty spoon. I also shot one off of a cactus with a bird. I also drowned one in a fight for my life, because he attack me with my own dolly, it's called patsy. Then i thrusted my nose toward his abdomen which cause his back to break and for him to fall face first into a puddle, therefore I am the chupinator, i own all chupas, i destroy all chupas, they are all scared of me, and nother will every stop me from killing them... NEVER.
-El Chupinator
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the poeople who write these poems or ****ing retarded!!!!Chupacabra cant wield a chainsaw on one hand...He'll prob drop it and cut his other arm off...Havent you learned that chainsaws are 2 handers?!If it had a glove on one hand...Thats impossible gloves have 5 finger holes and chupa has 3 fingers!And Id like to see him put a glove on once it gets stuck halfway thru then take the hand with the chainsaw to help but nope...He just sawed him hand off!CHUPACABRA DOESNT EXIST!!!READ MY NOT EXIST THINGY ON PAGE 3 AND YOU WILL SEE IT DOESNT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So get off this site and post your own gay threads on WORDPAD!!!
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