Me and my friend were in puerto rico when we got arrested for underaged partying. Well they wouldnt let us out so we had to escape. We were running through the forest when my friend ran into a chupacabra in the process of sucking the blood out of a goat! I fumbled with my camera phone and i managed to get a picture of the choopie. But then it was scared and we though it was cute so we took it home.. and its like obsessed with us, now were stuck with a choopie and we dont know what to do!!!!!!And that bitch eats all of our damn food too!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!We'll sell it to you

OMG! OMG! OMG! i cant believe that u actually have one. I am willing to pay over 10,000 dollars to u and ur partying friend if u will sell me the creature. AND u have one on ur camera phone? i cant believe that u ACTUALLY have one. i was once raped by a chupacabra and he was fairlly gentle. but if u could give me that it would be very much appreciated.

ur crazy girl and u need some help or somthing.ur little group hun its retarted I cant believe u would say that u freak.hey the nut house is probaly not that far away.just go there and tell them ur story theyl know what 2 do with u. byy call me

OMGZ! I cannot even believe y'all. Me and my choopie are really tight. They're a lil hard to cuddle with, but you'll get through it. Its tried to attack me like a bagillion times, i just keep shooting it, but the little ****er just keeps kickin' he is amazing. i guess you could say we have a love hate relationship. One time it tried to french kiss me.....i allowed it....BUT ONLY ONCE...because then it tried to bite my tongue off, i got over it though because it only got the tip of it. Basically, what im trying to say is, i love my little chooper to death hes the best thing that ever happened to me and i would recommend keeping your little buddy : ) because he will bring you a world of joy, take care!

Sincerely,
Beatrix Chupacabra