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I hate chupacabras

May 10 2005 at 6:20 AM
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  (Login chubacabrakiller)

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Last week i was on my way home from school when i had a bad feeling. i ignored it, thinking it to be nothing. I got home and everthing was awfully quiet. considering i live in a old semi truck, that wont shut off, things are normally loud. when i climbed in the front door of my home, i saw it. blood. it was everywhere. my parents and seventeen sisters were laying on the ground with no blood. there in the middle of the floor was the damn chupacabra. he was stuffed and looked like john candy. i was pissed. i grabbed a tire iron and beat the hell out of the damn goat sucker. well, now its considered a human sucker too. so i call it chupacabrapersona. big word, small animal....i will kill all of them...i will not rest until i have slain every single one and fed them to my pet spiders that normally eat chickens. if anyone wants to join me in the unlawful and merciless slaying of these little ****s...join me now..... 1-800-killin-em

 
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(Login Rary113)

Loser

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July 7 2006, 12:52 PM 

Nice try but that has to be stupidest thing I'ved ever heard. No one has 17 sister's. The chupacabra isn't after humans and NO ONE answered when I called. If this was real though I would help you avenge your family.
P.S. Are you male or female?.

 
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(Login fords45)

dude what is your problem

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March 5 2007, 4:31 PM 

i love chupacabras

 
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Paco Joe Homedawg
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Re: Loser

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March 6 2007, 6:26 PM 

Whether your story is real or completely made up while on some wicked acid trip or something, Chupacabra Killer, it still sounds like Jared is trying to get you in the sack. And I don't mean the Chupacabra catching sack.

 
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(Login hunkychunky)

Don't kill them!!!

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November 2 2006, 4:29 PM 

Everytime somethin' happens to them something happens to me!!!!
*poor chupacabras*

 
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(Login wolfman120)

Ok

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December 14 2006, 3:21 PM 

Ok no offense chupa killer but that is definetly not real. If it was you wouldnt have thought it was a chupacabra you would do research first.Also you cant kill the chupacabra and the chupacabra doesnt attack people well most of the time...And you said you saw blood but then you said there was no blood and not ALL of your family members would be lying dead there in the room, they would be in different rooms.Also of you swung at chupacabra, it would be all over you like an ant and a maple and brown suger miniwheat.Also there would be no such thing as that phone number you gave because normally the number would be banned from the phone line with the word kill, trust I did that one time.So stop posting fake stories.

The chupacabra may be bad if it exists but we cant kill it, like I said it may be bad but we have to keep the legend alive.

 
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(Login Nightwish4ever)

I dunno

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December 16 2006, 2:29 AM 

Maybe u meant 17 year old sisters? Well, anyway. Even if chupie DOES attack humans, tehre is still something slimy. Chupacabra was so small that you beat it off with some metal object? Creature that small or weak cant possibly be match to many people together. But I know that I would hate chupacabras too if that would happen to me. :P

 
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(Login poter89)

i think i know what it is

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January 21 2007, 1:04 PM 

give me a description of this %$#^&*( and i think i can tell you wht it was but i doubt it was a chupa they perfre forest and farms from what ive herd

 
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(Login Rasec_Wizzlbang)

Re: i think i know what it is

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January 21 2007, 1:27 PM 

they live in rural, warm areas. they cant suck all the blood out of 19 people. thet such a goat dry, and their full. sometimes, when more that one goat is sucked dry, it means there was more than one that night.

 
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(Login SquirrellyChupaDave)

Re: i think i know what it is

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January 28 2007, 12:56 PM 

Rasec, why do you still come here?

 
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(Login poter89)

wht if!

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January 28 2007, 5:41 PM 

it was a group and the one you killed was a strangler of the pack so iam sayin if you got thare earlier................well you wouldnt be posting

 
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(Login Rasec_Wizzlbang)

Re: wht if!

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February 1 2007, 5:50 PM 

I was about to ask you the same question, SB...

 
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(Login SquirrellyChupaDave)

Re: what if

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February 3 2007, 2:41 PM 

Because i'm bored and no one has posted on the brotherhood forum.

 
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