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Chupacabra Hunting

June 13 2005 at 8:31 AM
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Has anyone here ever actually went looking for a chupacabra? I live in Texas, in an area close to Elemdorf. After seeing the pictures of the chupacabra found near here. I did some research and found out the following things:
1)It likes chicken.
2)It also likes mulberries.
3)It weighs about 20 pounds.
4)There is still another live one running around.
5)It can consume 35 chickens in one day.
6)I have lots of chicken in my fridge.
7)I also have a mulberry tree.
8)I think I can handle a twenty pound dog.
Later that night I set out. I went about half a mile into the woods with several pieces of chicken, a ziploc bag of mullberries, a bowie knife (keep in mind I wanted to catch this thing, not kill it), and a pocket full of miracles. about midnight I found a clearing and set the bait in the middle of said clearing. I retreated to the woods (downwind) and waited. Sadly, nothing came, not even ants. Can anyone tell me what I did wrong?

 
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Problem

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June 13 2005, 8:48 PM 

The elchupacabra is a fast traveling creature. it probably moved to a bigger location.{tip: mexico is the best place to hunt.}

 
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June 13 2005, 9:33 PM 

Im going to go to Mexico to hunt one,when I get a car and job. But the animal was badly decomposed and probably couldnt have gotten very far. Im eighty miles away actually, so Id guess this wouldnt be a bad area. But I would imagine Texas as being a great place for Chupacabra hunting seeing as how it is so close to Mexico. But dont you find it strange that absolutely nothing came. There are a ****load of coyotes near my place, and a bunch of chicken sounds like good bait. I have since decided not to go out again, as there was a recent convict escape near my house (yep, Im not afraid of a bloodsucking beast, but Im terrified of convicts). If anyone wants to join me in a couple of years on an expedition to Peurto Rico, i live in Winnsborro, Texas.

 
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Dont you think

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June 22 2005, 9:14 AM 

Dont you think its odd that absolutely NOTHING came. I mean sure the chupacabra itself might not have come but ants???lol

 
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(Login jasmro1995)

hmmm

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June 22 2005, 2:39 PM 

What an awkward phenemenon. Too bad I'm 10 years old otherwise I'd participate in your expedition. Good Luck.

 
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Ashley Harrison(ChupaClone)
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RE: Chupacabra Hunting

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June 23 2005, 10:45 AM 

you didn't do anything wrong, except i had no idea where you get the whole idea of it liking mulberries. last time i checked, it liked blood not berries. but don't worry, other than that you didn't do anything wrong. chupas are very elusive creatures, probably the MOST elusive of ALL cryptozooologist animals. it probably knew you were there.

 
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June 23 2005, 8:07 PM 

If a crypotozoology animal wasn't elusive it wouldn't be a crypto at all. It would just be an animal. And what the hell was that about mullberies??? Last time I knew they only drank blood from live stock.

 
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josh you are a dumb ass

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June 26 2005, 8:30 PM 

Josh how dumb can you get. First of all she said it is the most elusive out of All the crypto animals not that they wren't elusive. Next time mabey little bratty a** kids won't come on here like you.

 
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(Login mothman7)

ill go

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June 25 2005, 10:49 AM 

maybe you were too close and the chupa new you were there.And ill go on your expidetion email me at CDCHICKEN@AOL.COM o and how old are you????????????????

 
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i wasnt technically looking for el chupacabra

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June 25 2005, 3:44 PM 

Technically, i wasn't actually looking for El Chupacabra. I was looking for the animal found in Elemdorf.

 
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(Login Alithecat)

things u did wrong

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June 25 2005, 4:16 PM 

Things u did wrong....
1.u need live chicken cause chicken that u put in the fridge had the blood drained out of it.
2.THERE CORNAVORS THEY DONT EAT BERRIES.
3.ur sent is on the food.
4.the animals that hunt always hunt with the wind blowing twards them so it smells u.

 
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 1:41 PM 

1. They aren't carnivores. They drink blood. They don';t eat meat.
2. They don't care about human smells, because they eat animals of farms.

 
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 1:43 PM 

Not only that but it's not a damn Chupacabra i'm looking for, it's the other Elmendorf Beast that the ;ady saw on the way to inspect the dead one. The first one was shot eating mulberries, so thats where i got the idea.

 
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 1:53 PM 

dude plz anwser my question!

 
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 3:30 PM 

I e-mailed you. Did you not get it? Anyway if you did, then basic math will help you figure that one out.

 
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 4:03 PM 

Well what was the elemdorf animall? Anything that might ring a bell? Somthing like big foot or what ever.

 
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ArtMooney
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 4:05 PM 

i would be interested in joing your group i have a chupacabra availble for study

 
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 7:21 PM 

Dammit Art, stop saying that we all know yuor full of ****. Even if you did have one, that would destroy my entire reason for going on an expedition. Anyway, just look up "texas chupacabra" easy as pie.

 
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Re: things u did wrong

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June 26 2005, 8:12 PM 

And not the kind you have sex with.

 
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LOL

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June 26 2005, 8:33 PM 

lol josh

 
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Re: LOL

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June 26 2005, 8:36 PM 

Thanks man... Thanks... Join http://mrshrimpy.proboards24.com

Youll be glad you did...

 
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BootyTime
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I was just...

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June 26 2005, 10:24 PM 

I was just discussing the subject of Elllll Choooopacabrrrraaaa with my good friend, Art Mooney. You heard of 'em?

 
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Re: I was just...

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June 27 2005, 6:56 AM 

No... Who is he?

 
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(Login jasoncabra)

what you did wrong

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August 1 2005, 2:40 PM 

chupacabra does warm blood guess who wrecked a party at my house

 
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