I was camping with a buddy of mine from the service near his home is Puerto Rico. We hiked through some of his land to get away and smoke some stuff. Before we had lit up we had this feeling of paranoia, like someone was watching. Both of us being former grunts we quickly took cover and waiting around. Eventually something approched a nearby creek and began to drink. I thought it was a kangaroo that had mange or something but the damn thing looked like it was smart, I mean it's body language. Not knowing what to do, and acting like complete idiots we engaged in a forward approach. The beast obviously noticed us so, being the gun crazed freak I am, I drew on it. It paused and stared at me, like it knew what my weapon was. Ugly SOB with tiny eyes and two big red marks on its head. I didn't have a camera so I thought I would shoot the f-cker and drag it's body back so this whole mystery would be solved. But something very akward happend. It warned me. I mean to say it spoke very poor English(probably cause it was in PR expecting to speak PRican) Anyway it just said some bull**** about genetics and time travel through hibernation or something. The damn thing was rambling. Well it wouldn't shut up so I shot the f-cker anyway. I kinda poked at it with a stick while it lay there by the creek, and get this, it had no teeth. Oh well I grabbed it by one of it's back legs and dragged the thing all the way back(it was like 4 miles away where this ranch was)When I showed the guy there he started screaming mad obscenities at me, took out his shotgun and made me bury it. He actually made me walk like a mile or 2 away from his place, with a shotgun at my head, dig a hole and throw the f-cker in there. I don't know what the BS is all about, it wasnt that cool of a creature. Not with wings and changing colors or any of that crap. I wasn't impressed. My buddy who I was with told me it was probably bad luck and I shouldn't have shot it. I don't care I mean there's probably more than one. The one I killed must have been a female cause it wouldn't shut up. I'll try to get some proof, maybe dig it up, but it's not worht getting a shotgun up the a-- for.

is that stroy true anonymous?

first of all the thing would have been worth millions if it was a new discovery and with your special forces training u and a buddy couldnt take a man and a shotgun lol ...... with all the fire power u had and you shot a chuba.. but you couldnt handle a old man with a shotgun on a 2 mile walk... guess u never saw any real action in the service.



so.... yea , i belive you..... NOT!