one nite i was feading the chickens naked! then all of a sudden i felt some thing spring at me from above in a tree. it grabed ahold of my neck started nibbleing. i was so frighten i took a sholve and beat it to death the net morning i took my dad out there and we burned it. it looked like nothing i have ever seen before. it looked like a himpanzie / little monster thing!!!!.
i havent seen a docter yet so i dont know what to do. let me know if any1 has every been biten so i know what to do. plz im begging u ! no1 i know beleives me. plus me and my dad burried it in a hole after we burnt it.
p.s. plz help me
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Putting the spelling errors aside, which would drive any english teacher insane, where should I begin?
"it looked like a himpanzie / little monster thing!!!!."
Okay, WTF is a himpanzie, and what is your description of a "monster"? Monster is just way too general, thats like saying I ate ice cream yesterday... Well, I may want to know what flavour you had, how much you had, why you had it, etc.
"one nite i was feading the chickens naked!"
On top of making this sh!t up, you added some humour! HAHAHA! YOU'RE THE NEXT DAVE CHAPPELLE KID! YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY! You could tell everyone you started your career when you made up some BS on a chupacabra forum.
"i felt some thing spring at me from above in a tree. it grabed ahold of my neck started nibbleing. i was so frighten i took a sholve and beat it to death the net morning i took my dad out there and we burned it."
You obviously have no idea what a chupacabra is, do you? THE CHUPACABRA WOULD GO AFTER YOUR CHICKENS OR OTHER DOMESTICATED FARM ANIMALS, NOT YOU! My god.... And if something had attacked you, why would you wake the next morning to tell your father about it??? "Oh, I've been bitten by a monster who was hiding in the trees and waiting for the perfect opportunity to start sucking the life out of me. Yep, I think I'll sleep on it..."
"net morning i took my dad out there and we burned it. me know if any1 has every been biten so i know what to do. plz im begging u ! no1 i know beleives me. plus me and my dad burried it in a hole after we burnt it."
Yeah, maybe If you hadn't burnt it with your father, and let the police investigate this matter, maybe someone would believe you. You mean you buried the ashes...Because thats all thats left of an organic object after it is burnt. And who the hell buries ashes anyway??? Psychopath.
"p.s. plz help me"
You need more than just help, you dirty liar. You could have atleast made it sound more believable. But even than, I wouldnt believe any story unless I see good evidence. I kind of feel like this was a waste of time though, considering you'll never show your face 'round this place again. But still, it feels damn good.
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dude y the hell r u ****ing sending me comments about my msg. i dont give a **** what u think . and i dont really care what u say about me. ooooo **** man im a physcopath really. i didnt nkow. and ooo im the next dave chepelle kid wow ur insane how long did that take to think of. wow ur so ****ing reatarded. idont even know y i made up this **** i was just bored. and emericachupa thinks ur a fagg to . oooo yea josh is very sexy!!! how old are u dimitri u must be pretty gay to be looking a stupid ass sites about ****ing chupacabras igggggggghhhhhhhttt homo!
YOU CAN EXPECT ME TO BE ON THIS STUPID ASS SIT AGAON OK WOW I REALLY HATE YOU EVEN THO U DONT KNOW ME OK. YOU HAVE a lot of nerve to say that **** about me o.k. I AM CHUPA MAN O.K. DONT MESS
again anyways check out BIG FOOTS FORUM
ill be there
p.s. ur a homo
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HAHAHA! So typical. "FUK YOU I DONT GIVE A ****." Wow, no points for originality there. And you're just upset becuase you were proven wrong, I'm sorry but when it comes down to it, you are pretty funny. Its people like you who make my day, I get a chuckle out of it, I really do. I'm guessing you and emericachupa are the person so it really doesnt matter what they think now does it?
ps: Yes, I am homo, homo sapien actually.
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i greatly hate both of you. This website belongs to the murphy crew. Dimitri, do not talk to the people who make up crap. it is a waste of time. Any story that says naked himpanzee or curses more than five times does not diserve to be read. i am done.
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dude i did get attacked and it still hurts!!! OW!!!
Well u have to find the ashes of it and hit them with a stick then go to the hospital get an X-Ray done but after that i can't help u srry
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i got bit in the head by a monster thing yesturday cause i was looking trogh my neigbors window being nosey then something jumped on my head and started to nibble then i took my lighter and buried it to deatth next moring it wasn't there no more!!!
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dude if a chupa nibbled on you you woulda been dead a long time ago.2:Why were you feeding chickens naked?3:If you hit it with a shovel it would be knocked out not dead you idiot and it woulda woke up before you did!4:learn to spell.5:Whats a himpanzee and wut kind of monster?6:Its nearly impossible to bury ashes.7:if you were smart then you wouldnt say he got me cuz chupas would go for chickens not u.8:give an exact time u were feeding them flesh it out dont just give bones!9:your dad would probably have u build the fire cuz wouldnt he be at work?
And 10:Is that what your gonna tell your future girlfriend that you have been bitten by a red eyed monster?no(that is if she ever encountered one but I have encountered chupacabra before and it didnt attack me)!If you ever get a girlfriend but if you did shed think your retarded anyway if she never encountered one.Oh yeah!And 11:Get off this website and quit telling retarded stories of your retarded life.
No offense to insult you but its obviously a pile of bull****!
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and if you beat it to death with a shovel y didnt bury it besides burn it?I mean its dead already plus i think it would dodge your swinging with its ability to move at lightning speeds
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