here are a bunch of possible explainations fo the chupacabra
1. The Chupacabra is real
2. Hoxers
3. Camel Spiders (most camel spider stuff is just a myth tho)
4. Fire ants? THey say after villages are attacked by fire ants, there isn't a single speck of dirt. Maybe they can clean up the blood completely too.
5. Aliens (maybe chupa is from another planet)
6. Lost animal left behind from prehistoric times
7. wild dogs or other wild animals. The wittness's mind may play tricks on them when their frightened
8. A "Secret Government Harvest" (who knows what they can do that we dont know about)
9. Gary Coman (just kidding)
10. Unknown super species of leech
11. ME!!!!
12. I can't think of a number 12
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The Cupacabra is quite possibly the reincarnated spirit of Mateo Fluetto out to seek revenge for his messed up feet. The above statement may not make sense, but after hearing an explaination of Mateo Fluetto's life and times, it still probably won't make sense. Mateo Fluetto was an unfortunate obese child living in Massachusetts for quite some time a long time ago. Because of how heavy he was due to his obesity, his feet were messed up. Messed up seems like an understatement as someone who has seen the feet and X-Rays of them. F**KED UP may be a more appropriate term. Let us continue with the story. As Mateo was growing up, he experienced harsh ridicule for both his fatty fatty ways and his messed up feet. This caused him to be emo and depressed. However, one day on a routine visit to the doctor's, his doctor mentioned a new experimental surgery being pioneered in Mexico to deal with the exact problem that afflicted Mateo's feet. Overjoyed at this news, the jolly fat boy willingly agreed to sell his body to science for the greater good of obese people with messed up feet everywhere. He flew to Mexico to get this procedure done. It was a very complex and controversial surgery that included 5 steps as listed below:
1. Anesthetize the patient with a rock or small club
2. Remove the patient's feet with a hacksaw
3. Gather clay from the riverbanks, mold the clay into a new set of feet, and allow the feet to cure.
4. Attach the new feet to the bloody stumps using superglue and/or gorilla glue
5. Allow the glue time to cure while enjoying a deliciously fruity corn muffin.
After having each of the aforementioned steps completed, Mateo felt overjoyed at the prospect of life with new feet. However, the surgery had one drawback: Clay is heavier than water. As the raft taking the fat lad back to the United States crossed the Rio Grande into Texas, Mateo grew weary and unstable from the heat mixed with fumes from the glue used to attach his new feet. Mateo fainted, falling into the river with a deafening splash. The cool water on his face was enough to revive him, but unfortunately it would also be his undoing. Struggle as he did, he could not overcome the weight of his new feet and he was dragged to the bottom, never to be seen or heard from again. Unless, of course, his spirit has been reincarnated in this so called "goat sucker." He may be out to seek revenge on the doctors that promised him a new life and by doing so ended his old one. This struggle for closure for his restless spirit may have him roaming the countryside of Central America in search of these doctors. He may need to suck the life out of farm animals to keep his temporary physical form alive while he searches. This is only a theory, but think about it and it makes no sense at all.
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I ws to lazy to re read my post, so I dont know if I put this but the chupacabra can be a figment of peopl's immaginantion, in other words, people who see it are crazy
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I say its a species of mammal distant related to the Vampire Bat. Think about it, they both feed on blood, they both live in the same area of the world, they're both nocturnal, they both have membranous wings, Need I go on?
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I've come up with another chupacabra theory, this can also be apllied with all cryitids. The chupacabra, sasquatch, nessie, they're all tourist attractions. People make it up to get people to come and try and find these creatures, shop as bigfoot gift shops, etc. If anyone has more possible explanations, post em here, I wanna hear them. And don't say that the chupacabra is real cause I already put that.
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