I was sleeping. All of the sudden I heard a sound coming from the bathroom! The sound was like someone had problems with ****ting, painful sounds... First I was frightened, but I wanted to go to my bathroom so I can piss. I decided to go. I entered the bathroom...

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HE WAS THERE!!!

CHUPACABRA!!!

SITTING IN THE TOILET!!!

****TING!!!

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He was suprised to see me, and tried to run out my bathroom. I stopped him and told him that there is no reason to be scared. He calmed down, and I told him to sit down. Then we talked a long time, and found out that we have much in common. He plays a guitar, listens Franz Ferdinand, and he likes to ****.


It all happened yesterday, around 1am. At 6am he just disapeared! I hope that he'll come again, but not to ****. My bathroom still stinks like Chupacabra ****.

I hope that he'll come again, if he comes, I'll tell you!

He he he he he, your humiliating me.

comment and give it 5.0. If you do, I'll continue writing about Chupacabra ****ting.

He visited me again! more details if you give it 5.0!

Scored 5!

thx. i hope more people will give it 5...

what the hell...........

Give it a five dude.

lolz

omg!! he came to my house too!

that ****in prick ****ted in my toilet, and stole my weed and my beer...and my car!!

The chupacabra speaks English now? Cool.

It knows a toilet is used for? Nice.

You had the courage to not only approach it but to stop it from running out of your bathroom. You deserve props.