then someone started complaining about the tracks it left all over the course and the greens so I had to trade it in.
Speaking of which... nothing to do with Miami, but a story about an anonymous golfer having a poor day at St. Andrews. He took it out on his caddy:
"You've gotta be the worst goddam caddy in the whole world!!"
"Ach sirr, ah doot it. Tha'd tae much of a caincidence."