Dear Madam/Sir,
I would dearly like to take a cruise on the Starship Titanic, so if you please I would like to book a trip, for the 3rd of April 2004.
I would like to be in First class and access to all areas.

Do you want a room with a view?
If so, a view of what?

A single or a double room?
If single, would you like a room mate?

And, most important question of all, "Fish?"




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