How do I kill that scrawny creature, or at least shut him up?

Seriously, I don't seem able to keep him in my PET for longer than a few seconds. Does he have to be tied up first, or soemthing?

If you find out how to, be sure and post it here so aas we can all do it! I couldn't keep the parot either but I got a feather from him. That came in very useful down in the bilge room. Tell you more about thatif you want.

I haven't found that yet, but please don't tell me yet as I'd like go try and find it for myself. Thanks very much so far!