Blair Witch, yeah yeah whatever

So anyway, I just rented that Blair Witch movie, and I guess people just don't camp in Maryland, I mean, shit, there is always body parts wrapped up in twigs where I camp here, hell, it ain't camping otherwise. I suppose overall I liked this movie, but come on, the hat guy zombie in ZB1 was scarier, maybe because he was killed like 3 times and still kept appearing in other scenes. Blair Witch is good for porno titles though, "Bare Snatch project", "Blair Bitch project", insert porno title here ad nauseum. I did enjoy "The Texas Dildo Masquarade", if you are into porno, Leatherface, and/or Ron Jeremy. Maybe I am just a sick fuck, but what can ya do?