More nonsensical ravings from a ghoulishly deviant mind

Greetings boils and ghouls,

Tis I, the Ghastly Ghoulish Go Go Guru here. First off, my Texas Chainsaw Massacre web site, The Saw Is Family, has been nominated in the 2000 Horror Web Awards. We started out in first place, but fell to third. I need all of you to vote for the site to rocket us back into #1! Please go to www.gis.net/~fish/hwa2000 and vote for us, under Best Slasher Site. Thanks!

Second off, I heard some interesting news concerning Hellraiser 5. Apparently it is due out later this year, and will star Craig Scheffer (Nightbreed). The plot concerns a battle between the Cenobites and a legion of angels, and will reportedly only feature Doug Bradley as Pinhead in a cameo appearance, as well as introduce some new cenobites. Opinions?

Next, I've been hearing rumors that The Beyond will be rereleased in all its glory on DVD by Anchor Bay for the past 5 or 6 months, and according to Anchor Bay themselves, it is now soon to be a reality! The Beyond, original full length directors cut. Orgasmic to every horror hounds ears... It's about time dammit!

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