
The Extreme Ultimate Horror Board
![]() My two centsbyTodd we need a chat room on this web page. Respond to this message |
![]() OK TimbyNext month we'll see about adding one - and we can even have scheduled chats there about serious horror topics Respond to this message |
![]() Yeah!!!byThatd be cool...HAIL!!!!! im listening to the almighty Slayer right now and im in a moshy mood, so....HAIL AGAIN!!!! see you all saturday!! Love and Gore, EHREN Respond to this message |
![]() machetebyif anyone knows mike, i think he is coming tomarrow, he has a part and i needed to know if he could bring his machete!!!! SPLATTERATHON TOMMAROW!!!! im exited!!!! Respond to this message |
![]() You should get an Americom chatroom like we have on f13.combyThey're upgrading the server, so they're not giving out new chat rooms right now... but they should within the week. Americom is excellent, and allows access through Java and IRC clients. I'll talk to one of the admins about it. Respond to this message |
![]() HERE'S MY 2 CENTS...byI say that all movies have a potential. Obviously if nobody saw them, they wouldn't be made. Have you seen any of Sheet's Cinema Home Video releases? Who would've figured he'd go on to become one of the top 5 s-o-v directors in the ENTIRE WORLD? Hey, my $800 ATTACK OF THE BATHROOM CREATURE(and that was $600 for the camcorder alone) has already grossed $400 back. It doesn't even have a professional distributor yet and that $400 was made from selling copies of a cheap VCR-to-VCR edit. No soundtrack. That film got me a role in a Full Moon movie, I've since helped produce 3 other films, including two 16mm films with budgets over $20,000. You gotta start somewhere. Even Roger Corman once said, "If I wanted to be a director and I was a teenager here in the present, I would get a video camera and start making films!" ...and by the way, the shot-on-video "cheapie" ADDICTED TO MURDER shipped 7,000 units. Why some of these films aren't at Blockbuster? They won't buy unrated films. Who wants to pay the $4,000 bucks or so to get them rated? Certainly not me. My next I'm planning will be a shot-on-video slasher parody(which has actually attracted the producers of FORREST GUMP and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER) budgeted at $300. We're aiming to do $5,000 in profits with this one. All based on word-of-mouth(supposedly it accurately predicts the Columbine incident). - ERIC SPUDIC http://www.uhpage.com/ericspudic Respond to this message |
![]() Typical fanstuffby Steven BorcheNice layout and execution on the site. It is great to see so much hard work around here. But what I wonder is, what does it matter? Who sees these little fan movies anyway? It's not like the general public gives a damn. You should maybe concentrate your energy on doing something to help people and bring better things to the world. I just feel that by pandering to and creating such low-level movies, you aren't doing anyone any good. I am sure your heart is in the right place, but nobody cares about some little gore movie that was made for a few thousand bucks. Your mission statement oroves you are intelligent, but there are so many other things you could do with your brains and resources. You could make message films about the good in life. I really do hope you see the error in this. All this death and gore is not right for kids to dwell on. I don't see these movies in Blockbuster, so they must not be too in demand, right? Nobody even really knows about this stuff. If you did something for artistic and about something important, people would notice you. Try that. Good luck. Respond to this message |
![]() Typical right wing bullshitbyWhat in the name of everything unholy was that supposed to mean? Because they're low budget and non-Hollywood that means they're unwatchable and unentertaining? It just goes to show how closeminded you are, and that you wouldn't know what a real movie was if it came up and bit you in the ass. Big name actors, lots of money, hot bands on the soundtrack, these cause the movie to lose what we call its effectiveness. A film with no name actors and actresses, filmed "as is", makes the film much more realistic and much more believable. And it is quite obvious that somebody cares about the films Todd is making, as it is what has kept him in business for over a decade. You say Todd is intelligent, which he is, but then you go and insult his intelligence by saying how his films lack in talent and creativity, etc. Have you ever seen one of his films? Im guessing not, since you also state that Blockbuster does not carry them (thank god), which obviously means you only care about whats in and whats hip in Hollywood. And once again, I see Todd and his films being connected with problems in kids. First of all, who says that his films are made for kids? Any parent whose child orders or buys his films and manages to watch them in their home, going unnoticed, obviously dictates that parents lack of ability to in fact BE a parent. Take for instance the ordeal over the Pokemon plastic toy cases, in which a 4 month old child choked to death on a toy that was clearly labeled for ages 3 and up. Whatever parent gave their 4 MONTH OLD child a toy that was marked for children 3 AND UP should be prosecuted for endagering a child. They have no right parenting any other children after their ignorant actions, and in a way, deserved to have their child taken from them. It's just too bad it had to happen in the way it did, i.e. death. The point of this matter is, you can not put blame on Todd and his movies for having an effect on children, when the parents should keep them from obtaining his films if they feel the way you do. Horror films and music and such do not incite violence, ignorance and lack of education does. Todd makes films with little money because he enjoys doing so. And his fans, which are many by the way, enjoy watching, and in some cases, being a part of his films. You will never find another director who is so involved with his fan base and continues to do what he does just for them, because he is one himself. He does not sell out to the corporate gods, making big budget movies that you can find in Blockbuster, because he and the people he does this for don't see that as a necessity, as people like you do. Todd maintains his dignity, his passion for making films, and most importantly of all, the respect and loyalty of his fans. And that my friend, in the end, is all that really matters. Respond to this message |
![]() Flesh FreaksbyI'd like some opinions on the site for my soon-to-be-released no-budget horror movie FLESH FREAKS. It's about worm-like parasites which infest the dead and return them to life as gruesome, blood-crazed zombies (naturally). With comics, video reviews, production info, interviews, and, of course, the inevitable 'Gorrorama' page. So please take a look, fellow horror fans, and tell me what you think - www.macondo.org/freaks FLESH FREAKS: Men call them Freaks. Women call them All the Time. Respond to this message |
![]() SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT, MUST READbyHi everybody! Love this message board! Fulci is still alive I'm tellin' ya! ...and guess who's making a tribute to him? Me, of course! The script is ready to go, a few actors interested, now we just need a producer to do it as a 35mm union $300,000 flick! Know anybody interested in the L.A. area? This script is gory as hell, tons of action, Lucio would admire it. I have some interviews on my website, as well as a deal for filmmakers to obtain free props for their upcoming productions: http://www.uhpage.com/ericspudic P.S. My favorite Sheets film is definitely ZOMBIE BLOODBATH 2 - a total blast to see. Can't wait to write something for this guy! Respond to this message |
![]() Todd Sheets Merchandise + A Horror Movie You Shouldn't TouchbyWhere could I get Todd Sheets T-Shirts? I'd like to know a site where I can get them. I was told they do exist. Plus, a movie you shouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole is Hard Rock Zombies. Man, if you rented it, least you could return it, but if you bought it, you fucking wasted your goddamn money. I wasted my damn time watching the reeking shitfest. At one point, when the band starts to sing, I spit out the popcorn and soda that I had in my mouth and choked on what was left. I never saw such a piece of fucking shit in my whole life. Nothing is good about this movie, nothing. Not even the direction, script, acting, or the "Special Effects" which most of them look like something a 9 year old could do no problem. Please, my fellow horror friends, stay the fuck away from this shitfest. It sucks sour frog ass! Respond to this message |
![]() Now HERES a crappy zombie flickbyWanna Crapy zombie movie? Try Redneck zombies forever!!! Respond to this message |
![]() Untitledby TimDude Redneck Zombies kick ass may you rot in Hedll for saying it was crappy. Bastard. Respond to this message |
![]() Damn Tim!by JenA little touchy there are we, Bud?! How are you by the way? Technically Redneck Zombies is a Cult Classic! I don't know if that makes a difference or not, but there ya go! Later- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() Sorry TimbyI'm sorry if I pissed you off,I did'nt mean to at all...A frend told me about it..he said it bit the big one! Respond to this message |
![]() Appreciation Of The 50-Foot WomanbyYes, in February's issue of HORROR-WOOD, we're beginning a two-part series examining the fright films and the true life of Fifties "scream queen" Allison "50-Foot Woman" Hayes. Since it's the Valentine's Day season, we also play Dan Cupid with "Monsters And Their Mates," which tears the lid off those famous movie "monster-and-the-girl" romances. Speaking of romance, we make amends for our "videos to dump your date" article of last month with one that shows the ladies how to "dump the chump" in "Daughter Of Frightful Flicks For Bad Dates." And, whilst on the subject of "bad date" movies, we profile the king of such movies in "The Horrors Of David Lynch." If you're like most of us, the classic monster flicks warped your mind at an early age, and one such case is outlined in "Confessions Of A Misspent Youth." Then, we continue our look at the classic horror/thrillers of Producer Val Lewton in "The Body Snatcher In The Rye." Meanwhile, little John-John develop a tummy ache from viewing "Please Don't Eat My Mother." We also inaugurate a new column in this month's issue, "The Collector's Crypt," which provides the latest info for collectors of monster models and toys. All this, plus the latest horror news, DVD reviews, film reviews, and more, in the February issue of HORROR-WOOD, just published on the World Weird Web. Crawl, slink, or slither over to: http://www.horror-wood.com ...and we'll be "lurking" for you. Cheers! --Joe "Renfield" Meadows HORROR-WOOD Webzine Respond to this message |
![]() Hello?!by JenHello out there- anybody? Oh well I'll jmust talk to myself! Todd- I am going to have to borrow some of your movies or something. I've seen practically everyone of them in Hollywood video. Anyway- I hated for the board to be so lonely- but I guess I'll go since I really have nothing to say! Later- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() booga boogabyWhy dont you get AOL Instant Messanger so you can actually talk to everyone. Hehe Respond to this message |
![]() AOLby JenI don't have AOL. I have some crappy service through my school, it's free in the dorm rooms. Plus, I get to talk to a lot of these people face to face. Beat that! Just kidding! Later- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() uh!byYou suck!!! j/k You don't need AOL to use AIM, but oh well... Respond to this message |
![]() OK, OK!by JenSorry! I didn't know! Tell me how to get there, and remember I AM STILL STALKING YOU! By the way- I may suck- but you swallow! J/K! Jen Respond to this message |
![]() well!byWho told you I swallow? I can't believe they told! j/k And if you want to do a good job stalking me, you'll have to outdo Blue Eyes, because she holds the stalker record. Anyway, anyone ever seen the french horror film Pieces? Pretty cool shit... Go to creepyclips.com for an awesome clip from it. Schoolboys have never been so terrifying... Respond to this message |
![]() Pieces Kicked Assby BillPieces Kicked Ass! But i am not sure if it is french. Losmans lair of horror says it is spanish and blackest heart media says it is italian. Respond to this message |
![]() PiecesbyPieces was a coproduction with Italy, Spain, and Boston i think. Woohoo! Respond to this message |
![]() piecesbythe director of pieces also did Slugs - and he is a spanish director - so Pieces was an Italian - Spanish co-production... regardless, it is a fun film - if flawed and I do wish someone would re-release it in a better format - Christopher George is great in it as always. I do not recommend many of JP Simons films, but this one is goofy enough and has enough blood to satisfy. Respond to this message |
![]() PiecesbyI saw this one a long time ago. This is the one which one won an award for best FX in 198? and was rather sleazy and sexploitive the way I like 'em. I've seen it in videostores, and am pretty sure the makeup is rather outdated, and looks like it by now. Respond to this message |
![]() I love "Pieces"byGory and sexploitative is exactly how I like them. They don't make them like this now. The movie has the right idea. If you're going to go around killing cute co-eds, let's see their breasts first and hear them scream. Respond to this message |
![]() Hey Nailerby Gore BoyThat guy was alamming on Todd so I told him off - and that is the point as you well know nuns and priests are vile instruments of evil and he's a goat fucking piece of bastard shit. How dare people like that come here to attack a good guy. Respond to this message |
![]() Hey they had no budget either!by The Buscuit Eaters, now THAT'S a shot on video movie, friends! Respond to this message |
![]() Recommendations NeededbyLately, since I've been checking out some of the independant and underground stuff of the genre, I've noticed several chains and companies such as Extreme with a love for the art, rather than the doe like the bigbudget Ikwydls crapsters, and was curious to know, which are some of the best modern underground movements in horror these days in the vein ofold school directors like Lenzi, Deodato, Argento, Carpenter, Hooper etc. etc. Is there anybody out there, who makes 'em they used to? Respond to this message |
![]() JEN!byJen, I happen to have Blood Feast on video, I dubbed it off for myself, but I have it on a tape along with Friday the 13th IV. I'd let u borrow it but im not quite sure how to get it to ya so if ya think of somethin lemme know. Tim Respond to this message |
![]() TIM!by JenIf you are going to Catacombs when Blake is shooting, if you don't mind bring it then. I will give it to you when we have the wrap party, or figure some way to get it back to you! I would appreciate it! Thanks! Jen Respond to this message |
![]() K JenbyOk Jen I shall bring it, but Im not sure when Blakes shoot is so I'll hafta ask him or u can email me and tell me its up to u. cya. Tim Respond to this message |
![]() Blood Feastby JenI can't find that fucking movie! Do you have it? If so, may I please borrow it? I give movies back, unlike some people- Todd! Or so Ehren says. Anyway- what's up with this cannibal shoot of yours Blakey? Am I invited? If not I am going to curse you with the spirits of the meat locker for the rest of your life! Just kidding! Well, later! Jen Respond to this message |
![]() hehebyYou better be invited, im not gonna be alone with Blake and Todd.....thats just scary. And no i dont have Blood Feast, but im getting the uncut DVD and if im feeling nice i can copy it hehehe. Ask Todd, he has everything. And i dunno if i can make the shoot if its this Saturday! I was going to go see a cousin i never get to see. So, ill just see. He lives close to Catacombs anyway. Respond to this message |
![]() JEN!!! IM SOWWY!!byOf course your invited! i wanted you and jo and everyone who was in catacombs to come!! Me and Ehren Miss you all! soo you all come on down. its saturday the 5th from 2:00 to 10:00 (depending on todd) and as for me and todd alone in that house with ehren..... We are coming to get you ,ehren.... Respond to this message |
![]() I have blood feastby BillI will be at Blakes shoot so who ever wants to borrow blood feast i have it. Tim borrowed it and loved it. An excellent work of art, hehe. Not many people know this but Todd may be making the sequal becuase he is friends with Hershell Gordon Lewis the director. Respond to this message |
![]() Blood Feastby MonsterDude if you're looking for Blood Feast, you can find it now on pre-order DVD/VHS? at shockingimages.com/ or I'm sure blackestheartmedia.com/ has it also. Respond to this message |
![]() Damn JENby Todd SheetsYou should know I have this - the question should be how many copies - with 4700 plus films in my ever growing collection, if I don't have it, I can get it... Respond to this message |
![]() Damn TODDby JenI wasn't sure if you were still speaking to me, since you didn't return my e-mail! Are we still on for this weekend? By the way- thanks for everybody who has offered to loan me a copy, or told me where to get Blood Feast! Love ya- Jen P.S. Tim, Ehren, and Nailhead- I'm watching you guys! And Ehren you really shouldn't do that in front of your window anymore! You know what I'm talking about. Respond to this message |
![]() uhh...byI err....have...no idea what youre talking about...... From now on ill close my blinds hehe Respond to this message |
![]() Todd, cannibal shootbyTodd i have no time to write you an email but i was wondering if we could move the shoot to this saturday due to adverse weather conditions expected! please answer! Respond to this message |
![]() nmbynevermind false alarm Respond to this message |
![]() Rorschach TestbyOk everyone, I am friends with the singer of the metal band Rorschach Test, whom you probably don't know of. Anyways He has ask me to help promote the band since they are releasing a new cd. I am their Regional promoter. So Here's the deal, If u wanna know what they sound like mail me one dollar, thats not much money, just enough to pay for postage,m and I will dub some of their songs onto a tape and send it to you. You can also check out stuff on the band at www.rorschachtest.com my address is: Tim Atkinson 8117 Kentucky Ave. Raytown, Mo. 64138 Now I know I must be pretty damn insane to give out my address online but hey I DID say I wanted stalkers!!!! Tim Respond to this message |
![]() Whine whine whinebyAw quit yer bitchin Nail and Tim, im friends with both of ya. So...yeah... Respond to this message |
![]() a TRUE friend...byIf you were really our friend, you would stalk us to make us feel better.... lol Respond to this message |
![]() An epidemic!by JenThat is not what I was trying to start here! But, if you guys want a psycho fan- I'm your gal! Okay?! I only know Ehren and Tim, but I would be happy to be Nailhead's psycho fan also! On a different subject- I watched Blood Diner this weekend! Has anyone ever seen it? It's hilarious! One of the first scenes is in a graveyard and they hit this guard on the back of the head with a shovel, and his eyes pop out! It was so fake!! Anyway- if you wnat a funny movie, watch this one! It somehow ended up in the horror section anyway, I guess because it deals with cults and human sacrifices. It tried it's hand at gore, but couldn't hold up to Todd's standards! Later- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() WoOoHoOo!!byI have a stalker again!! And it aint no freakin 14 year old repressed sexual angst teeny bopper!! WoOoHoOoHoOo! Respond to this message |
![]() okay fine!!!byIf it will make you all happy, i am now a psycho fan that is stalking Nail, Tim, and Jen! I finally get to use my camera with the telephoto lense again! WOOHOO!!! P.S. Jen, if you liked Blood Diner, see the movie it was inspired by, Blood Feast from 1963. It was the first gore film!! Great flick. P.S.S. I just watched Zombie the other day, that film never ceases to amaze me! A fuckin great movie even after repeat viewings!! Hail Fulci! All my Love and Gore to you all, Ehren Respond to this message |
![]() yepbyNailhead I agree with u 100% I wanna be stalked! Respond to this message |
![]() psycho fansbyWell no one has EVER liked me so Ive NEVER had psychotic fans Respond to this message |
![]() I don't know!by JenEhren, I'm sorry you were sick, and I am glad that you are feeling better! Thanks for not posting my e-mail address on the board! Of course I don't have any psycho fans like some other people! Of course psycho fans aren't all bad, as long as they are not too psycho! Speaking of which why in the hell would someone try to redo a Hitchcock classic?! Were they on something! Anyway, I really don't have anything else to say! So now I guess I'll quit going on like an idiot! Keep the horror alive (even if you do throw a comedy in there someplace!) Love ya'll- Jen P.S. Sorry that ya'll was just a little flashback from my time in Texas! Respond to this message |
![]() more whiningbyI used to have obsessed psychotic fans, but nobody loves me anymore Respond to this message |
![]() I haven't posted in awhilebyI wonder what it'd be like to have sex with myself. Respond to this message |
![]() hmmmbySame way it is when you have sex with someone else... Youre the only one enjoying it. Haha, sorry bud... Just jerking yer... uh.... chain. Respond to this message |
![]() Great Horror MoviesbyHere are some of the movies that I own. Wondering if anyone has ever heard of 'em: Night Beast Fatal Pulse Psycho Cop & Psycho Cop 2 Bloodshed Dr. Jekyll's Dungeon Of Death Black Roses Bloodbeat And to all my fellow horror lovers, keep watching the good stuff! Not the dicksucking IKWYDLS movies which can suck the sweat off of a dog's nutsack and Scream, which is nothing to scream about. Wait, I take that back. It is something to scream about. Someone might scream at having wasted their time watching the shit. Scream movies can go suck my left nut!! Death to the trendy horror!!! May the independent, z-grade, and low budget horror movies never die!!! Respond to this message |
![]() I know somebyHi Joe, I know most of them, and own Fatal Pulse and Bloodshed. I was wondering if can help me out. I've been looking for sometime now for both Psycho Cop 1 & 2 and Black Roses. It seems those films are out of print everywhere! So, since you own them i was wondering if could sell me a copy? I couldn't agree more Hollywood and the big studios have no guts and no balls! Long live the independent horror movies! Respond to this message |
![]() Argento's Phantom of the Operaby some guy?I just watched the DVD and it is awfully weird. It is a great film with excellent cinematography. The costumes and set design are brilliant. But it lacks in the Argento style. It is like a film made by a different director. It doesn't even share the same low budget sense an Italian horror film possess. It was sick when they were at that strip joint in Paris. It is about average on gore but gore isn't everything. The film can stand up on its own on its own boundaries. I just love the lighting and the classic effect and look it has. Over all I saw 4 1/2 out if 5 stars. It would be a perfect five if it was more like an original Argento work. Respond to this message |
![]() Someone STOLE my DVD of this flickbyIt is an awesome flick. Once again, Asia proves herself to be a superior actress. I do have the DVD, but it is in Todd Sheets' possesion. Maybe someday ill get it back hehe. When i get my video with Nightmare/Cat in the Brain. But Todd is a busy man so i dont hold it against him. What i DO hold against him is he always bangs his fucking flashlight against the damn walls trying to scare me!! He thinks its the funniest thing since south park. You sadistic bastid...hehehe Just messin, todd rules. Smokebreak aka Ehren the best damn set manager Extreme Entertainment has ever seen! (yeah...right..hehe) Respond to this message |
![]() Ehren you misguided slutby Todd SheetsI was just looking at your DVD and wondering how the hell you wanted me to get it to you - beetch ass! Anyway you stink-britch bastid - see ya on the flipside... Respond to this message |
![]() i do!byeveryone is going back to catacombs for my shoot! bring it then! Respond to this message |
![]() I was messin with you ya bastid!byGeez...take a joke ya mofo hehe. Respond to this message |
![]() Ripley'sby JenOkay- I'm watching Ripley's Believe It Or Not! This guy is having is body transformed to look like a lizard. He had his tongue split, body tattooed, and weird bumps put in above his eyes! I'm not putting him down- but this would be a good guy for any horror or scifi movie! Later- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() ripleys believe it or snotbyI haven't seen the new version, but the commercials are the biggest crock of shit. "An all new, original series!" Um, isn't it a remake of a show from a while back, same name, same premise? Guh huh!!! I remember seeing an episode of that show (the original version) about a haunted Toys 'R Us. They showed photos of what the ghost did after hours, and an alleged photo of the ghost itself. That episode scared the shit out of me, and it still does. God I love the paranormal... Respond to this message |
![]() The paranormal!by JenI haven't seen that episode, but if you go to Catacombs, you can see plenty of paranormal activity! The new series is hosted by Dean Caine- whoopedy doo! Anyway- that lizzrd guy was pretty cool lookin! Later- Jen Respond to this message |
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![]() Like the Paranormal eh?bycome to catacombs, the place is REALLY haunted, scary shyte. Respond to this message |
![]() I'll give you paranormalbyThe house I live in is supposed to be haunted. Ive heard and seen a few things to back up those allegations as well. The stage theatre I used to work in is a known haunted edifice, I saw a few things there as well. All of my life I've been drawn into this realm of the paranormal, so I seem to be a magnet for places with a somewhat haunting history. The local college is reported to have a haunted library. It is supposed to be haunted by the ghost of a teacher who committed suicide in that building. My English teacher at the college told me that if you are in the building by yourself late at night, you can hear his spirit laughing down in the auditorium below. Respond to this message |
![]() Hey guys!by JenJust wanted to say "Hi!" to everybody! I'm gonna miss you guys, and I know that Ehren and I will miss the meat locker! Sorry it took you guys so long to find us on Sat. night! Can Jo and I help it if we're master hiders?! I had fun on Sun., and I know I will run in to you guys in the future! Enjoy yourselves (but not in that way Boys!) See ya- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() A pity part for pete's sakebyNobody misses me Respond to this message |
![]() Whine whine whinebyNailhead, quit yer whining and get yer ass to Kansas and make movies, you (as Todd would say) BIOTCH!!! Respond to this message |
![]() Not master hiders....byYou guys just cheated...you didnt do too well your first time hiding because i saw you falling out of the window into the hall hehe. Later Respond to this message |
![]() Oh yeah?!by JenIt's actually BIOOOAWEEAWITCH! Or something to that effect! I think it changes everytime! Stinky britches! Just kidding! I couldn't help it if my fat ass wouldn't make it through the window! Besides how long did it take us to find you?! Later- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() Yeah well....byAt least Ari and i didnt scream in shock when we found you hehe. And we got you pretty good when we hid in that blocked off hallway, behind the courtroom. We didnt cheat and put demons in front of us... And dont call me Stinky Britches...the name is SMOKEBREAK according to Todd. hehe later all Ehren Respond to this message |
![]() smokebreak?byI thought your name was... Ehren the Aryan!!!! Respond to this message |
![]() not Ehren the Aryan....byAccording to Todd i am SMOKEBREAK!! ask the cast and crew of Catacombs why he calls me that, they can tell you...and earlier today Todd says my full name is Smokebreak Goobernugget. Dont ask me why, hes weird. Anyway, later all! Respond to this message |
![]() Okay- smokebreak goobernugget!by JenAll I have to say is that we didn't cheat! Well, I guess that's not all I have to say. I am already in meat locker withdrawal, just for the fact of not being able to go their this weekend! Pretty pathetic life, huh?! Oh well! I'm sure I will talk to ya later! Smokebreak Goobernugget! Love ya- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() okbysmokebreak! you did not scare jen in that hallway outside of the courtyard. I Had the pleasure of frightening them!!! heheheheheehh!! i got you two good too! anyway my name is just goobernugget. and jen im in meatlocker withdrawal too! but you will be able to go back in february when im shooting cannibal cult! you and jo are welcome. poor smokebreak has been sick for 2 days at school (lucky bastard!!) bye! Respond to this message |
![]() Yeah..ive been sickbyIve had the friggin flu! havent been to school all week. So youve all been exposed, Todd said i got it from all of you but i dunno. Anyway, i already miss you all (since i know i wont be going down there Saturday) I think we all need to meet up somewhere and hang out because i dont only consider all of you just other people in a movie, youre my friends now. I miss you all!! Respond to this message |
![]() yeabyright on bro. You guys are all really the greatest. jen - EMAIL ME! jeeeezz. ari,todd,bill,ehren,Jo, and everyone else already have. I MISS YOU!! Respond to this message |
![]() I'm sorry!!!!by JenI'm sorry! This will go to your e-mail address, right?! School has been hectic and now I have an interview with a radio station of Fri.! Yeah! I hope you are doing well! I don't even have your e-mail address! Get Ehren to give you mine, and I will e-mail you back! Love ya- Jen Respond to this message |
![]() jens emailbyHehe i wont really post it on the board, mainly because every psycho fan would email her (who am i kidding, she would love that) anyway, the next time i talk to you ill give it to you. I went back to school today, sucks. Its friday, normally id be looking forward to being to Catacombs but i dont get to go =( Anyway, how come i didnt get a "feel better" from you Jen??!! Im really hurt, i think i might cry, first i dont get to see you and everyone this weekend, now you dont tell me to get better or anything!! Im gonna cry!!!! Respond to this message |
![]() Sick and sickerby KarenWith our society rapidly falling apart it seems funny to me that this kind of trash is allowed. I have not seen one of these horrible films, nor will I plan on doing so. This is a poor excuse for film. I searched for Horror only to find some information on some of the better scary movies that actually mean something like The Haunting and Dracula with Bela Lugosi and found this garbage. You will be quickly forgotten like all other trash out there. There is no substance or talent in this mess. And as people grow up, they will all realize how bad this is and they will leave it in the trash where it belongs. You claim to be keeping horror alive when in reality all you have done is bring it into the dumpster. You are a bunch of no talent freaks who stole a camera and decided to pretend to be movie makers. Real horror is the old classics and the Hammer films like Curse Of Frankenstein, not this grade Z garbage. Judging by the films and directors you seem to love, you have no idea and no taste anyway. This trash that played the drive ins in the 1970's was and is forgettable sludge. Most of the films you review and mention I have never heard of anyway. And I don't want to. Why don't you do the world a favor and pawn your camera tomorrow. Respond to this message |
![]() Karenby Manny ArrudaI also like those classic films you mentioned. I now must that your comments are pretty rude and offensive. Do you have any idea of the hard work Todd put's into his movies, not to mention the people who work with him? It's very hard to be an independent horror film director. It's hard to get some money to do your projects, and people are always trying to bring you down.Think about it before you call other people's hard work thrash! Respond to this message |
![]() ok..by blakeok first of all karen.... FUCK YOU! do you even know todd sheets? He is one of the most talented people i have ever had the pleasure of meeting. And second.... we stay up all night and day, through storms and the cold to make these movies and we would all apreciate it if you would stop being so hipicritical! Respond to this message |
![]() Nailhead's two cents on "Sick and sicker"by I've said it before and I'll say it again, anyone who incites something of this caliber and purposely does not leave their e-mail address to be contacted does not deserve to have his nor her comments either recognized or even read. They are pathetic, sniveling right wing zealots who have nothing better to do than to tell other people how screwed up their lives are. The comments you made Karen were totally uncalled for, and acting upon everything you pointed out, are ludicrous and ignorant. If you feel the need to gripe and bitch about everything that is evil and wrong, do so in Focus on the Family magazine, not here. Your inane banter only falls upon deaf ears. As for defending Todd and EE, I do not feel the need to do so. Todd's empire is slowly building and he comes across this bullshit all of the time. It does not have seemed to have made any impact whatsoever so far. I would not contribute my time and effort on making music for Todd's films if I felt he was a talentless hack who is going nowhere and has nothing to offer but trash and sludge. And I am sure that everyone else who aids him in his quest feels the same way. Todd has potential, he always has shown it, and continues to show how it is groing everyday. I just can not believe the sheer ignorance of Karen's post. It threw me into hysterics to see just how misguided some people can be. But it also saddens me as well, for these are the very people running our country. I realize that by saying what I have said in the first sentence of this post, and posting this message seem to be somewhat contradictory, but so be it. Ignorance never ceases to amaze me, and that is what we have here. Not just with Karen, but with every other fool who deems it necessary to lash out against Todd and filmmakers like him by saying they are contributing to this society rapidly falling apart. It really takes a lot of gall to say something like that. Is it not obvious that the reason for society falling apart is a clear result of the hypocrisy that ever so plagues it? Oh no, it can't be the More-righteous-than-thou attitude that plays across from people like Karen, or the constant demonizing of anything and everything non-Judeo Christian. It can't be the fact that the youth of today feel alienated from a society that says they have to look and act a certain way, or they are mentally unstable and unfit to live with us. God damn you for doing this to us, and damn you for ever even thinking to insult Todd and the other legions of filmmakers like himself. People like Todd are not what is wrong with this society, Karen. Take a look in the mirror sometime, you'll find that problem staring right back at you. Respond to this message |
![]() Monster's reply to "Sick and Sicker"byWell it seems to me, that our friend is simply upset, because she actually came across someone with enough gall, talent and love for art to take the pepsi with the Teeny Weeny Scream contest any day of the week. Though I haven't seen much I may like, being that Extreme is no Fulci or Lenzi, I do appreciate that there's at least someone around in the 00s with a love for art, rather than doe, and is still keeping the "real genre" alive, at least in the underground. Respond to this message |
![]() hehebyKaren, You know what? You have no idea of the hard work it ctakes to make these movies. We stay up ALL NIGHT working in the freezing cold because we love doing it but it is also very hard work. You probably have an office job and work 9-5 in nice temperatures. Id like to see you just once try to work with Todd. Tim Respond to this message |
![]() BooYahby I agree with the posts that my fellow horror citizens have posted lashing back at Karen. Todd sounds like a nice guy and honest citizen. From hearing all this stuff about his films from his friends it sounds like this is something that he lives for. To brighten up peoples days they need to be entertained and Todd Sheets is obviously a damn good entertainer because he has so many fans and followers. But the looks of it we might be staring into the eyes of a future politician. President Todd Sheets! Respond to this message |
![]() Yeah!!byWE HAD TO UNLOAD THAT FUCKING COURTROOM THREE FUCKING TIMES!! YOU TRY DOING THAT!! IT SUCKED!! Respond to this message |
![]() Actually we unloaded it 2 times....by AnonymousRead the message title Respond to this message |
![]() Actually...bywe unloaded wood twice, some of us had to unload props from there a third time so...blah! P.S. Who be you? Respond to this message |
![]() Karen, those are fighting wordsby Blue EyesI finally got another computer after the horrible crash that happened in October, get on here and the first thing I see is your crummy letter. It is stupid people like you that make what Todd does even harder. I am not a friend of Todd's, (but I'd sure like to be) and I love his work. In college I have met several people that love it as well, not even counting the amount of people online I have met who also love it. His name is growing bigger in Horror circles all over the place, not just here. Horror fans are not fools. They know when someone is sincere and honest. They also know when a person is really working hard to bring good Horror to us all. It is a sad fact that people like you burden his creative mind with such hate and spite. Do the world a favor and get a life and let others enjoy theirs. Hi everyone! I'm back and better than ever! Todd, I love the new pictures of ZB3 and Catacombs, both films that seem really interestinig. Why are you still doing Biker Babes? And last, I love the new pics of you on the front page. Give us more! Oh yeah, and when is the damned fan site dedicated to you going to update their stuff! See ya around Blue Eyes Respond to this message |
![]() OH NO. IT'S BACKby AnonymousJust when we thought it was safe to go into the message board, the blue-eyed monster rears its fucking ugly head and bares it's fangs again. Jeez...you should have stayed the fuck away. Respond to this message |
![]() What a messby Ritual VoidAnonymous is a mean ass reamer. I mean there is no call for such an attack on a person that was saying the truth there! I agree with Blue Eyes that Todd and his films are good. They entertain me and they have given me fun viewing after viewing. His making movies HAS indeed made my life better in that way. He is not hurting people. Todd, if you happen to check out this place, I admire your determination and your talent. Thank you for being who you are and not changing for people. I hope to meet you one day. Tim H Respond to this message |
![]() What a messby AnonymousI know what exactly what was said in that posting, and I never said I didn't agree with what that blue-eyed monster said, but there is a very long history behind my comment and Todd and most people on this board know all about it, so before you start calling people "mean ass reamer[s]" make sure you know what you're talking about. This is very personal, and she knows it...so if you want to know what it's all about, go back to the beginning of this board and find out, and you'll understand. Respond to this message |
![]() i dont understand this crazynessby mei just dont get it why is it "personal" why does it bother you so much its not like its going to stop Todd making movies i say let the crazyness stop and let Todd do his thing Respond to this message |
![]() It's about time:by Ritual VoidFor you sick bitches to get your asses off this board and back on your damn crackpipes. Why don't you sick society watchmothers go and fuck each other with glass and leave us all alone. We don't need your guidance and we don't need your help. And you crazy jealous bitches better know that you need to jump off Todd man! He's about way more than long hair and a big cock. The guy has talent and a gaol in life. Take some cold showers you bitches. Todd, keep it real homie. Loved The Shivers and I am waiting for the rest. Respond to this message |
![]() RARE Horror novelsbyHey folks, As I am new here I'd like to say hello everyone on the board. I've been looking for a board that does NOT censor its posts. Finally found it. Anyhow, to start off, I was wondering if anyone had ever heard of horror writer Al Sarrantonio. He's authored novels such as "Moonbane", "Skeletons", and "House Haunted". Never read his stuff myself but I have wanted to for a while. Apparently he is out of print except for a new story collection called "999". He is the editor of that book I believe. Anyone know who I'm talking about? If so, do you also know where I can get any of the books I mentioned? Love to hear from ya! Got an even harder one for you: I don't know the author's name but the title of the book is "Werewolves: Soldiers of Horror". Came out in paperback around 1990 and is about Nazi werewolves (I think). The cover has the face of a wolf with swastikas for pupils. Saw one copy ten years ago and haven't seen it since. If you heard of it, let me know PLEASE! It's been a TEN YEAR search! Bookstores, auction sites, NOBODY seems to have it! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!! Well, that's enough for now. Although I would like to discuss the David Lynch film, "Lost Highway" with someone in the future. I think I have an idea what the heck is going on. If you think you do or you are David Lynch Kaenyne Respond to this message |
![]() well!!byGreetings, I've never heard of that werewolf novel, perhaps it was one of those right wing, Werewolves-are-evil-because... type of things. Or maybe just a very obscure horror novel. Either way, it sounds interesting, good luck in your search! As for Lost Highway, what is it exactly you want to talk about? I found to be quite... surreal. Don't get me wrong, I liked it, it was just very strange. Tell us what you think was going on, I'm sure most of us probably don't have a clue!! Then again, it's bee a while since Ive seen it, so who knows... Respond to this message |
![]() Ehren!!!!by JenOkay fellow TCM fan- you know how cold it gets down there! I doubt if I was pissed (I may look a little evil) I was probably just freezing my ass and every thing else off! The pictures look great! Todd the matchmaker! (Tim and Jess) Later! See ya this weekend! Respond to this message |
![]() FinallybyAlright you creeps, freaks, ghouls and psychos. I have just finished (at 1:39 a.m. E.S.T.) posting the latest Catacombs behind the scenes pics submitted by Ehren. Go check them out, they're damned cool! And if anyone has any more, you know what to do. Respond to this message |
![]() More nonsensical ravings from a ghoulishly deviant mindbyGreetings boils and ghouls, Tis I, the Ghastly Ghoulish Go Go Guru here. First off, my Texas Chainsaw Massacre web site, The Saw Is Family, has been nominated in the 2000 Horror Web Awards. We started out in first place, but fell to third. I need all of you to vote for the site to rocket us back into #1! Please go to www.gis.net/~fish/hwa2000 and vote for us, under Best Slasher Site. Thanks! Second off, I heard some interesting news concerning Hellraiser 5. Apparently it is due out later this year, and will star Craig Scheffer (Nightbreed). The plot concerns a battle between the Cenobites and a legion of angels, and will reportedly only feature Doug Bradley as Pinhead in a cameo appearance, as well as introduce some new cenobites. Opinions? Next, I've been hearing rumors that The Beyond will be rereleased in all its glory on DVD by Anchor Bay for the past 5 or 6 months, and according to Anchor Bay themselves, it is now soon to be a reality! The Beyond, original full length directors cut. Orgasmic to every horror hounds ears... It's about time dammit! I love cheese. Cheesiness is next to godliness. Respond to this message |
![]() TCM?!by JenWhat is the web address for your site? You have probably put it on here before, but I didn't see it! TCM is my favorite! Just ask Ehren! He sent me a great pic! I would love to check your site out! Thanks! Respond to this message |
![]() My TCM site addressbyWell, you can go to the regular address at: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/6923 Or the shorter one at www.geocities.com/nailhead81 And yes, that picture of Tobe Hooper on the main page is real. I can hardly believe it myself Respond to this message |
![]() Jen a fellow TCM freakbyYeah, she worships the damn film as much as we do Nail. I think i stole the pic i sent her from your site, or Gunnars. Anyway, Jen rules! She worships Texas Chainsaw and is also scared crapless of the meat locker like me! woohoo! Respond to this message |
![]() Texas Chainsaw Massacre, more from mebyYou can't be a horror fan without being a TCM freak, it's a rule or somethin! Wanna hear a funny story? Back in the days when I was talking with Tobe Hooper almost on a daily basis, we were talking about the next TCM film, and how Tobe was in talks to direct it. Well, his assistant Marcia, she was telling me how he had some thoughts on what to do with the new film, and he mightve been thinking of introducing a new character in it... And she said that since I had been so loyal to Tobe and TCM that maybe he would call the new character Nailhead!! No shit! Too bad he didn't go on board with the film, that wouldve rocked man... Respond to this message |
![]() Name the Blakes ContestbyOkay, it's not really a contest per se, but give it a shot anyhow. Here's the problem: I, Blake Washer, joined the Extreme Entertainment gang back in 96(?) with Vampire Holocaust. Blake isn't too common of a name, right? Well this past year, the talented-beyond-his-stature Blake Fitzpatrick came on board for mayhem and mischief. The last "problem" of this sort (involving the more common name "Steve") was resolved by calling the disputing parties "Big Steve" and "Little Steve". But I don't want the young Mr. Fitzpatrick to get a complex from being called "Little Blake", and I don't want to be stuck with the very gay-porn sounding name "Big Blake" (better than the also-suggested "Long Blake"). So... anyone? Respond to this message |
![]() I got onebywell Blake (tall one) i think that Jolene and Ruth would agree that you be "Fat Ass" Blake. hehe, im just kidding, i have to be nice to you for 2 reasons, 1: you can kick my ass and, 2: youre selling me new york ripper for a helluva good price. So...why not just Blake 1 and Blake 2? i dont fuckin know....i was just bored.... Respond to this message |
![]() orrrr...byI kind of like Intergalactic Hoochie Coo Cowboy... But that's just me. Respond to this message |
![]() heheheheeebyThis is very funny. anyway thanks blake 1 for the compliment. i like the blake 1 and blake 2 thing. Respond to this message |
![]() Untitledbyhow about this.... the tall one: Blake the short on: blake that should do~! =D Respond to this message |
![]() blake, The problem is...byThat you don't actually SAY upper and lower case letters differently. Respond to this message |
![]() This is a message board???!!!????????by ReaWhat is with u people!! If u want to see how a message board WORKS, check out badmovies.org. Does no one have anything to say about horror movies around here? Respond to this message |
![]() Hey Reaby GoreboyHow about instead of tryin to get people to go to other sites with less info than this one, you show US how this borad is suppose to work.. help make it better... help support the horror, not be an ass.... Respond to this message |
![]() I blew up Catacombsby Geezus Kriest! I haven't seen anything this dead since the audience at Waterworld... Let's get a topic going people! I feel the need to incite a riot just to get things moving... Anyone else into Industrial music? I mean real Industrial, not that shitty Crystal Method/Chemical Brothers/Gravity Kills rave-scene-masquerading-as-indsutrial bullshit... Hardcore Belgians banging on washing machines. Shit like Skinny Puppy, Foetus, Pig, Meat Beat Manifesto, Leæther Strip, Front Line Assembly, Das Ich, Autechre, Covenant, KMFDM, Ministry, etc. I feel like I'm the only rivethead in the horror scene, and I've already been cast away from the Industrial scene by a few Holier-Than-Thou rivethead's for being a horror fan. Does nobody appreciate my rivet-ness?? And god damn it if I see one more gothy girl with vinyl platform shoes and some bubble gum punk band t shirt I swear to god I'm gonna go Columbine on their ass!! Ok I vented. Toodles! Respond to this message |
![]() Covenant...byCovenant is also a black metal band with Hellhammer from Mayhem on drums and Nagash from Dimmu Borgir singing and playing bass. Awesome band, if youre into black metal go get Nexus Polaris, their latest album. Respond to this message |
![]() Wrong Covenant godboy...byI'm talking about an industrial band called Covenant, probably been around a lot longer than the black metal band... Damn it, I knew I'm the only fucking rivethead on the horror scene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Respond to this message |
![]() >=(byRIVET THIS!!! ::grabs crotch:: Respond to this message |
![]() y r u so angry?by Reathat's it. y r u so angry? Respond to this message |
![]() guh huhbyCome on people post post post!!! Respond to this message |
![]() This site is BEATIFULbyThis site is BEATIFUL , i love HORROR IMAGES AND SPLATTER , but in Italy horror isn't famous like in America . I like this site because there are many images so scary P.S. Sorry if my english isn't perfect . CRiLiN+DROOG Respond to this message |
![]() It's Y2K! It's "Bedlam"!by...er, we mean that in the January 2000 issue of HORROR-WOOD, we cover that Val Lewton gem with Boris Karloff and a cast of a hundred lunatics--"Bedlam." Perhaps your computer or toaster oven hasn't melted down from Y2K, but what about your relationship? If you want to put an end to it, we have just the prescription for you...horrible videos that will send your "significant other" out into the snow screaming. Read about it in "Frightful Flicks For Bad Dates." Yes, you heard right--Oprah's fuming, Geraldo's cursing, but we have the exclusive "Interview With Jekyll And Hyde." Bet you didn't know that Hammer Studios almost made a few more keen horror flicks than listed in the official Canon--we have the "proof" in "The "Lost" Hammer Horrors." Finally, we take a good, hard look at what happened to horror films the last 30 years...where has all the creepy fun gone? You'll find out in "Bodies Of Fright." Meanwhile, little John-John finds out he doesn't give a rat's--er, whiskers, for the rodent horror flick "Willard." All this and lots more in the January 2000 issue of HORROR-WOOD. Just slither, slink, or crawl over to: http://www.horror-wood.com and enjoy! Cheers! --Joe "Renfield" Meadows HORROR-WOOD Webzine Respond to this message |
![]() new years sucked assbyWhat the fuck was that? Why didn't the world end? Why are any of us still here!??!? God damn it! Respond to this message |
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