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Got Underpants? January 27 2003 at 8:44 AM

Some words are just funny... Like .... "underpants!" It's hard to say "underpants" without stifling a smirk ... erm ... isn't it? In fact ..... You can put the word "underpants" into almost any saying, and it'll be funny. Give it a try! What common saying, or famous quote sounds really funny when you change one of the words in it to "underpants" ? I swear that I’m almost embarrassed at how hard I was laughing ... as I sat all alone ... in my office working on these. Gawwwwwwd ..... my sides are still hurting!!! Here’s a few of examples that I thought of. # 1 - It was the best of underpants, it was the worst of underpants.( Star Trek ) # 2 - It's not the underpants in your life, it's the life in your underpants ( Mae West ) # 3 - War is not about dying for your underpants. War is about making the other fool die for his! # 4 - “Underpants by any other name would smell as sweet" - Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet # 5 - I hope that one day, my children will be judged not by the color of their underpants, but by the content of their character! # 6 - Don’t count your underpants before they hatch!! Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!! Okies ... I admit it .... I might really be slipping here but give it a try and see if it doesn’t get ya laugh’n!!!

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More Underpants!!

January 27 2003, 10:28 AM

~ sings ~
I can see clearly now .. the underpants are gone ....

hehehehehe .... I’m on a roll here!!!!

an oreo cookie advertisement = I'm going to teach you how to eat underpants! first you twist it, then you lick it, then you dunk it.
Mum said chocolate isn't good for dogs but you can have the rest of my milk.

credit card commercial = Underpants...don't leave home without 'em!

LmfaoOoOoOoooooooooooo ....
Ohhhh my gawwwwwd!!
Somebody stop me!!!

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Tom

More Underpants.

January 28 2003, 2:47 AM

Winston Churchill. "We will fight them on our underpants."
William Wallace. "They will take my life, but never shall he have my underpants."
Brody in Jaws "We're gonna need bigger panties".
Elvis: "Maybe I didn't tell you, all of my underpants."
Alec Guinness in Star Wars "That isn't a moon, it's underpants!" As well as "I don't remember owning underpants like these." And "These are not the underpants you were looking for!"
Maggie Thatcher "My underpants are not for turning!"
John Baluker "We are a hundred miles from Chicago, we have a full tank of gas. It's dark, and I'm wearing underpants."
And finaly, Blade Runner "The Underpants that burn at both ends burn brightest..."

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Dove

Yet More Underpants

January 29 2003, 7:22 PM

Movies I want to see -

Harry Potter and the
- Philosopher's Underpants
- Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Underpants
- Underpants Eleven
- My Best Friend's Underpants
- Clint Eastwood in - The Good, the Bad, and the Underpants

singing brightly for the Australians
... tie me underpants down mate ... tie me underpants down!!

Matrix movie lines =
- "Do you want to see the underpants, Neo?"

- "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on underpants to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."

- underpants. lots of underpants - neo You take the blue underpants, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red underpants, you stay in wonderland - morpheus

-Do you think that's underpants you're breathing, Neo?

Gawwwwd I love this ... hehehehehe

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Char

Re: Yet More Underpants

January 30 2003, 7:10 PM

OHHHHHmyyyy Gawwwwwwd!!!!

Laughing my underpants off here!!!!

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Tom

A new super hero arises....

January 31 2003, 11:07 AM

Underpants.
Underpants returns.
Underpants forever.
Underpants rides again.
Underpants: An new Begining.
Stawars: The Underpants strike back.
Underpants are never enough.
From here to Eternity (a fragerance for her)
Willie Plonker's amazing Underpants factory.
The Cruel Pants.
Pants on a hot tin roof.
Do androids dream of electric underpants?

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Re: A new super hero arises....

January 31 2003, 11:54 AM

Ohhhhhhhhh me feck'n Gawwwwwwwwwd!!!!!

Tom ....
My sides are splitting here, and I'm laughing my backside off!!!!

Thank you!!!
huggles

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Tom

Underpants Music

January 31 2003, 12:58 PM

I just called to say..... Underpants!
We built this city on Underpants.
Underpants for the money, a-two for the show!
Underpants of Fire.
100 red pantiloons.
Love is all around us. ("I feel it in my pants, and in my toes. From my pants, the feelings grow....")
All the Pretty Little Things. (David Bowie should have included "Frilly" in the title.)
Underpants of Darkness.
Masters of Underpants.
Between a Rock and Underpants.
The Road to Underpants.
Yellow Underpants.
I am the Man of Pants.
Underpants in the sky with diamonds.
Touch me, Feel Me, Kiss Me, Underpants.
Five Underpants named Moe.
Tie Yellow Underpants (Around the old oak tree).
Aint no Underpants like S Club Underpants.
Underpants, third movement in D Minor.
Underpants of the common people.
Talkin' about my Underpants.

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Yet More Underpants

January 31 2003, 1:23 PM

Ohhhhh for pete's Underpants!!!!!
How feck'n underpants can ya get now!!!!!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!!

LmaoOOOOooooooo

Mama says life is like a box of underpants. You never know what you're gonna get.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my underpants the most.

Damn the underpants, full speed ahead!

Lines from Star Wars =
Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient underpants are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Use the underpants, Luke!

Luke, I am your underpants...

And for my nephew Aaron ... the light of his Auntie's eye ---> Who lives in some trousers under the sea? SPONGEBOB UNDERPANTS!!!!! -Spongebob theme song

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Char

Re: Yet More Underpants

January 31 2003, 6:33 PM

~Gives Tom and Dove an extremely worried look~

lmao..you two are loons!!

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Tom

Underpants in starwars.

February 1 2003, 12:24 PM

Ben Kenobi: Underpants. A Hive of Scum and Villany.

Han: Tell Jabba I'll have his underpants by next week.

Darth Vader: Find them, and kill them. But no Underpants, the boy is needed alive.
Fett: Solo is precious to me. The Hutts have placed a considerable underpants on him.
Vader: Do not worry. If he is killed by the Underpants you will be duly rewarded.

Luke Skywalker: Oh mighty Jabba the Hutt, your reputation precedes you. Even a Jedi Warrior is warned away from batteling you, so I hope to strike a deal that will suite us both. As a sign of good faith I other you a gift, these fine underpants.

Jabba: Pah! You weak willed fool, allowing yourself to be swayed by Jedi Underpants.

Vader: Skywalker is near by, I have felt his underpants.

Emporer Palpin: Ah, strike your father down! Turn to the power of the Underpants!

Palpin: You're friends have flown into my trap. They don't even suspect they face a fully operation pair of Underpants!

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Tom

Ok.... So I don't know starwars and fluffed my quotes....

February 1 2003, 12:32 PM

But before anyone notices how baddly remembered my Lucas-Lore is, here are some Doctor Who adventures:
Doctor Who:
The Deadly Underpants.
Underpants of Death.
Tomb of the Underpants.
Attack of the Underpants.
Underpant Light
Underpants of Decay.
Genisis of the Underpants.
Curse of Underpants.
Web of Underpants.
Trial of the Underpants.
Ambassadors of Underpants.
The Underpant Dilema.
Underpant Experiments.
Death to the Underpants!
Revenge of the Underpants.
The Underpants of Fenric.
The edge of Underpants.
The Liesure Pants.
The Underpants of N Space.
Colony of Underpants.
The Dark Underpants.
The Fatal Underpants.
Underpants: Invasion Earth!

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Re: Ok.... So I don't know starwars and fluffed my quotes....

February 2 2003, 4:47 AM

wowwied

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Awww .... Don't worry Gibbly

March 1 2003, 8:43 AM

~whispers~
did ya here what she called us Tom?????

~sobbing~
She Called Us Loooooooons!!!!!!

erm ..... A bird in the hand is worth two in the... underpants?

And God said, "let there be underpants!"

hehehehehe .... ~catches breath~
~ pouting ~
am not a loon .....~ sticking tongue out at Char ~

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oxide (john)

erm ok my turn

March 2 2003, 3:53 PM

all ways look on the brightside of underpants!!!

there is another word the really gets me, Dove,babe im not sure if you'll let this one on your site, but its just a wee bit of scots dry humour ok. I know its gross anda bit rude, but this word does it for me.

you know when you were a kid, and you went to the loo, yer mam would say go do a poop or something like that.

the word for that in Scotland , is go and do a Jobbie,

im in stiches just now thinking about it,

come on son go do a jobbie lol, its makes me howl everytime

hope this one get through to you folks its mak me laugh xxxx John

revise,

Always look on the bright side of JOBBIES lol

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Tom

Jobbies.

March 4 2003, 2:46 AM

Some scottish flavoured titles.

Ten Little Jobbies.
Mr Whippie goes to Washington.
Squirty Squirty on the Nile.
Jobby cold in Alex.

And thos great westerns....
A fist full of Jobbies.
The good, the Bad and the Jobbies.
And for a few more Jobbies.

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