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You Said i could post dirty jokes! lol September 21 2003 at 8:42 AM

A WOMAN WAS SHAKING OUT A RUG ON HER 17TH FLOOR CONDO WHEN A SUDDEN GUST OF WIND BLEW HER OVER THE RAILING... DAMN THAT WAS STUPID, SHE THOUGHT AS SHE FELL. WHAT A WAY TO DIE. AS SHE PASSED THE 14TH FLOOR, A MAN STANDING AT HIS RAILING CAUGHT HER IN HIS ARMS. WHILE SHE WAS LOOKING AT HIM IN DISBELEIVING GRATITUDE, HE ASKED, ' DO YOU SWALLOW' NO' SHE SHREIKED'. AGAST. SO HE DROPPED HER. AS SHE PASSED THE 12TH FLOOR, ANOTHER MAN REACHED OUT AND CAUGHT HER. 'DO YOU SCREW? HE ASKED. 'OF COURSE NOT' SHE REPLIED, BEFORE SHE COULD STOP HERSELF. HE DROPPED HER TO. THE POOR WOMAN PRAYED TO GOD FOR ONE MORE CHANCE. AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, SHE WAS CAUGHT A THIRD TIME, BY A MAN ON THE 8TH FLOOR. " I SWALLOW, I SCREW" SHE SCREAMED IN PANIC "SLUT" HE SAID AND DROPPED HER. Got this one in am email thismorning