Top Ten Signs Your Round Draft Choice Was A Mistake

10. His guide dog isn't much of a skater.
9. Says he "wants to drink from Stanley's Cup."
8. He's from Cuba.
7. Won't throw a check for fear of breaking his beer bottle.
6. His goalie mask is made from chicken wire, christmas lights and duct tape.
5. Nickname: Chicken Cordon Blue
4. He's heaving into the goal judge's box - and he's just laced up his skates.
3. Opponents challenges him to "drop 'em" and he takes down his pants.
2. Keeps using frozen pucks to chill his pitcher of sangria.
1. He has all his teeth.