Have any of you written any wacky or out there Emergency! stories? Stories so wacky and nonsensical . . . that really don't fit into the E! Universe, yet you had to write them to get them out of your system?

Examples . . . This could get lengthy.

I have a whole bunch. (These won't be found on the web, by the way . . . and as you read my summaries, you can probably see why I don't post.)

One beauty I like to call "Case of Glass." This was based on a weird dream I had where Johnny was lying under a glass case dressed in a tux with a garland of various flowers wrapped around his body . . . for some odd reason. So I turned that dream into a story where Roy and a teenage girl who was just a mutuial friend of Johnny's went to find him after he disappeared one night after going to a supposed party.

Another one was "Sunshine Superman" a vignette where Johnny and Roy had to stop a guy who thought he was Superman from killing himself. Probably the wacked out part in this story was a "villian" who mistakes Johnny for Lois and tied him to the train tracks.. Apparently this villian lived in the 50's, because one dialouge from this particular story went like this . . .

Johnny and Roy stared in disbelief as a big lug grabbed Johnny from behind, and hoisted him over his shoulder.

"What the . . .?" Johnny started.

"I got you now, Lois!" the brute said as he ran off to unknown destinations.

"LOIS!? Listen, buddy, I'm not a woman! I'm a man!"

"Yeah, right, ya got long hair."

"Do I sound like a woman to you?"

"You probably have an unusually deep voice."

"Oh man," Johnny sighed under his breath.

Like I said . . . whacked out beyond belief . . . but hey . . . I it was something I just had to write.

Another weird story was something I called "Secret Agent Med." This was where a Secret Agent Agency hired Johnny as a secret agent to stop an evil spy from sending a black box to her home base. I was probably watching too many spy take offs on TV shows at the time. Johnny went all over North America on this one from Canada to Williamsburgh (Take off on Randy's Seekers stint, BTW) I even made a parody of "Secret Agent Man" to fit the story. All in all one non plausable . . . and yet fun . . . story.

To make more long stories short, I've done parodies of Fairytales . . . from Snow White to Cinderella (Put in the male perspective.) I even wrote my own Emergency! Fairytale, which took place in midevil times. (You can guess who was the hero in this one. Cough*Johnny*Cough.

Another bizarre one was called "Dreamworld" where a Grecian Wood Nymph, who lives in an enchanted forest somewhere in Northern California has the hots for Johnny, and puts a spell on him to make him live with her forever. One of my favorite quotes from this story was when Roy and Chet (Probably my only story where Chet has a pretty big role) try to break Johnny out of his spell by using a book from Athena (goddess of wisdom, not the Athena from Battlestar Galactica.)

Johnny quickly shut the book on Roy's hand in mid sentence. Roy cringed in pain at that action.

"What are you trying to do!?" Johnny shouted. "Ruin my life!?"

"No," Chet replied, "we're trying to stop you from ruining it yourself."

"And would you let go of my hand?" Roy asked.

By the way, another weird scene in this story was Johnny in a toga. (Okay, I'm one of those mildly drooling fan girls. Gotta have my fun. However, Roy and Chet . . . on the other hand, managed to keep their street clothes when everything got ancient Greek on the story.

Those are all the odd stories I've written so far. Sorry for the lengthy post . . . but I'm just curious if anyone has written anything so odd . . . that it wouldn't even fit in the Emergency! Universe.

"Johnny and Roy stared in disbelief as a big lug grabbed Johnny from behind, and hoisted him over his shoulder."

Sorry, that should be Johnny and Roy stared in disbelief. Then a big lug grabbed Johnny from behind.

I don't want to be too specific, but some of us got a little silly awhile back and wrote some very strange parodies that will never see the web. Sometimes it's fun to go off the deep end for a spell. I would go ahead and post them. It's commonly done in other fandoms, and it sounds like your ideas are great fun, so share!