my twat of a boyfriend dumped me today he asked his ex to marry him too.Does anyone want to shot him? To top it off im in deal house sitting all weekend x mas sucks

Hi Gem
Guessed you missed the Frenchman gig, I won't tell you what it was like (Your probably pissed off enough).
Sorry to hear that your boyfriend dumped you, But to be honest your better off single. If i were you go out get off your face, and enjoy christmas. At least youv'e got no christmas crap to deal with. If you bought him any presents you can still get your money back. On the plus side not long till Jesters next gig. Take Care. Em