oh sorry, the rest of my message must have been cut off.
what I meant to say was...
Hi there, my name is Will and I am a boogerman.
19 years ago around january/february 1983 something happened. My mum was going through her normal nightly routine of eating dinner, watching TV etc etc.. The time came to go to bed and as she was going through her wardrobe to get some sleepwear she noticed a huge monster lurking at the back.
She was a bit shocked at first but regained her composure and asked,
"what are you doing in my wardrobe?"
to which the monster replied,
"oh this is your wardrobe? I thought I was in little Jimmy's wardrobe."
They started talking and it turned out that the monster had gone to the wrong house - he was meant to be scaring little Jimmy at 11pm that night.
Mum offered the monster a drink and they started fooling around a bit and forgot about little Jimmy. The combination of heavy ale and the stench of the monsters armpits made the monster irresistable to my mum.
9 months later.. I was born. A little green boogerman, a cross breed of human and monster. My skin is constantly covered in a thin layer of mucus and flem but I've learned to adapt and continue in this cruel world.
nah wait... I'm just bored and making up pointless irrelevant stories.