theres a punk rok 5 aside tournament at hyde park on the 21st of june, who would be interested in getti ng drunk and playin a bit of football for a waterintobeer team?
maiden? we need the tank!
luke d? ayeee!
now i'm lost, who else? connor could play if he wasnt such an arse and phil if he wasnt so gay, nah only jokin wanna be a sub?

k

If, by "sub" you mean i can sit at the side and get mashed, without fear of havin to join in, then Hell Yes! Im too hard to play football.

Im in man. Get wicks n jonty to play n all

And i'm am not an arse. i have a body, legs , arms and a head etc aswell

I'll be the manager.

aye luke shall we get internet hook up down hyde park and you can give us messages on here, brilliant! cool so:
me
luke d
connor
wicki
jonty and maiden as sub
whose gonna go in goals?

take turns in net, tho jonty's a good keeper but i doubt he'd wanna be in net all the time

Tim - you can't play football to save your life. What on earth are you thinking of? Good luck for the rest of the team - you'll need it if Tim's playing! If it's any consolation, Tim , you're good at watching football coz you make me watch it often enough. hehe. Only joking. Love you xxxxx

If its been re-arranged for July then I am definately playing. Put me down.
The Tank has to play

Due to popular public demand - the Tank "will play".

16 stone of lean, mean, midfield, tough-tackling machine.

Not an accurate description of the tank, but it could be....

16 stone of no skill