Your fanzine is shit. My stupid friends keep buying it and everytime i pick it up it gets shitter. Self-indulgent articles about how shy you are or some 'i need to get it off my chest' article telling your fanzine readership how many times you've had sex... why????? Irritating drinking stories: 'i'd had 24pints but it hadn't really affected me...' or 'their was this time i got drunk yeah...' or 'We'd been drinking since 4 o' clock wednesday afternoon and it was now closing time on friday evening. Some of us were starting to get drunk'. And a random page. Randomers are scum and i hate them, with their Rainbow T-Shirts and multi-coloured plastic bracelets. You actively encourage them with a page devoted to stuff you've found and are too lazy to fill with the usual tear stained article about how you got upset when a couple you knew through a friend of a friend had a row. And your thanks lists at the fron t of the magazine. It just makes me think that you all want to be in bands but can't, so have chosen the next best thing(!!!) in order to draw attention to yourselves and make you feel important.
But good for you for doing a fanzine. If you didn't, fucks like me wouldn't have anything else to do at 9.45 on a monday morning.
Au revoir
Alessi

heck the isp no. of this cock, his quotation marks are not even quotes from the zine, which thus proves the bespoken said comment.

thats the best review i've ever seen, well done alessi, i'm sure its probably someone we know so i'll buy you a pint next time i see you, whoever u are... if it's not someone we know, even better

I don't know you i'm afraid. Are you being sarcastic? Are trying to lull me into drinking a pint with you so you can all batter me? I wasn't being rude, well i suppose i was, but not in a rude way.

No, they are approximations of quotes you might find in the 'zine. I'm afraid i don't carry a copy around all the time. And waht does 'heck the isp no of this cock' mean? Is it an in joke?

check is IP i think luke meant, to be fair i'm not too bothered, i just think yur funny

ha ha aye, we dont fight to be fair, unless its who it might be, in which case we do, where u from?

I'm from Harrogate. I think your all nice really.
http://www.geocities.com/bigfunnobber/fun_d_mental.html
This is my website and it is fun also, though if your computer is slow it will kill it.

ahhh, i seen that website aaaaaaaaages ago, tis funny