Anyone got ne jokes. My latest one goes like this.
The remaining BeeGees have moved to Cornwall, somebody told them you can see morris dancing.

i've got one for you:

There was once a young man named Clegg,
Who didn't have a wooden leg,
So he posted crap threads,
And got beaten the crap out of his meds,
And he regretted ever posting duff threads.

walla!

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"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!"

Wares the rythem in that poem?

A better example goes...

There was a young chap called Ash,
Who didnt carry enough cash,
When asked for his money,
He thought hed be funny,
And then he produced some hash

There was a man called phil
who was fond of his drill

There was once a guy called Tom
Who cudnt make up a joke ever.