Fuck better not be French or everybody will be boycotting it, and that would be Fucked Up !!!!
I really don't know but it seemed to me I have heard them predict hail around here before ??
Speaking of Saddam ..... Hahaaaaaaaaa
Here's what the comics are saying ........
"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's
going to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie,
haven't I?"
Jay Leno
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"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of
the American voters to become president, either."
David Letterma
_________________
"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of
Saddam
Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies,
housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He
finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we
could bring that here if it works out."
Jay Leno
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"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and
that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they
can
have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting.
Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida."
Jay Leno
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"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget
creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded
with
'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"
Craig Kilborn
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"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of
mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading
Iraq.
There's just one problem -- it's in North Korea."
Jon Stewart
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"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom.
They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they
realized
that spells 'OIL.'"
Jay Leno
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"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into
three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded."
Jay Leno
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"Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the
weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in
history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then
he
declares war."
Jay Leno
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Posted on Apr 9, 2003, 10:31 AM from IP address 216.68.31.47
