When Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven, he was met at the gates by St. Peter. St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Arthur and God bullshitted for a little while about many things. Finally, Arthur says, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?"
God said, "Ah, yes...yes I am."
"Well", Arthur said, "professional to professional, there are some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
Posted on Jul 10, 2003, 9:58 AM from IP address 66.148.218.40
