Engan SAUSAGES
"Can I have some Engan Sausages, please?" asked the Engan man, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Engan?"
"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Engan indignantly.
"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"
Then, warming to his theme, he went on:
"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
"Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would You? Would You?"
The assistant said: "Well, no."
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, and pleased to strike a blow against the Engan stereotype,
the Engan steps it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frogs' legs, would you ask me if I was French?"
"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well no, I probably wouldn't" conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Engan says:
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Engan just because I asked for Engan sausages?"
The assistant replied: "Because you're in Steamships Hardware"
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