fot the pools invasion for our play off party!

Dont worry lads,your home form is second to none.

Lets hope your better off the field than on.

See you sat.

the only party you'll be having is sitting down with your little sister and her barbie dolls,having a tea party. our form is reversed now pal,we lost away on sat,that means we will win at home this sat,so y don't u fuck off and go hang another monkey you muppet!!! c u saturday....R&R

And support?lol

My mates brother went to school with him and he's pools through and through!

Not that he scores many apparently.

Yeah it will be a good party anyway.All 1200 tickets are sold now.

Most will be down sat cos they will want to save their money for the play offs and Cardiff.

Monkey hanger-yawn.Thats rich coming from a load of shandy drinking wankers.

c u in the pub on sat then mate and i'll buy you a shandy oh yes. lets hope big fletch doesn't score against u then, and we'll c who he is thro and thro.CHEERS. HEY LANDLORD ANOTHER PINT OF YOUR FINEST SHANDY PLEASE!! NO NO MAKE IT A HALF PINT I'M FROM BOURNEMOUTH..CHING CHING

I know how many there bringing down & it's a few.

Well if you know that then surely you know someone who can point you in the right direction saturday?

Sorry mate but i don't.

bournemouth youth , head to the portland pub ,fucking hell every firm in this div knows that

Cheers, that all I wanted. See you saturday

have fun trying to find the portland!

if you're that interested fella just introduce yourself to some likely looking lads in or around the ground, if you're genuine enough you'll be told the score.

Makes me cringe all these young muppets asking shit like this.

Why don't you fuck off 'BournemouthYTH', muggy cunt.

I'll try and find you at half-time then.

Just to let you know i'm on the phone to a pool lad says there fly down. no joke.

Have u never flown to an away game then?

No mate sadly not.

Make yourself known son and we will see what happens eh?

Does anyone know where the "Portland" pub is.Ive not seen it in 35 years!

You mean the Portman?

Think the 'Portland' is on Portland Island, only a short walk to DC.

PS Heard that Hartlepool are coming south by elephant, while some are being parachuted into the 'Portland' car park.

i've been told there all getting in a convoy of taxi's via monkey world, thats on the way to 'portland'.then there going hang the little fuckers off portland bill!!!!!

Ho ho ho.It doesnt matter how we get here,were still gonna take over your town!

Just as Lincoln said they would? They bought 100+ down that day, and by no means were we out of our depth. Roll on Saturday.

Lincoln had easily 150-200 here and expecting to see fuck all. We certainly gave them a suprise.

Ho ho ho, how we laughed.

On a serious note i did hear that the poolies have rescued 20 of the ugliest, smelliest and dumbest monkeys from monkey world, given them a shave, dresed them in burberry hats and stone island coats and are going to pass them off as their main firm.

The BCE lads have tooled up with bunches of bananas and car tyres on bits of rope, so you poolies not going to the game wil have something to do.

WHO HUNG THE MONKEY ?

Invasion ?? your manager leading the way???????????

Ya if they got one!!!! hahahaha

The suspense is killing me.........