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Hadn't had one of these in a while: A lawyer joke.

July 4 2009 at 8:23 PM

(Login DOchoaG)
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A lawyer died and made the trip up to the pearly gates. Saint Peter looked him up in the book, and with a puzzled look on his face asked, How old were you when you died?

The attorney replied, 35 years old.

Well, you can't be the right man, he's supposed to live to the ripe old age of 105, St Peter said.

Well, averred the attorney, that is my name and I was 35 years old when I passed away.

Then St. Peter exclaimed, I see the error! We calculated your age based on the hours you billed your clients.

This message has been edited by DOchoaG from IP address 68.10.188.163 on Jul 5, 2009 9:19 AM

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Finally! - Phil Carlson on Jul 5, 2009, 12:36 AM

Well that's refreshing to hear. - David O. on Jul 5, 2009, 9:30 AM

Lessee...heard this at least fifteen year ago...........:)))))))) - Phil Brandt on Jul 5, 2009, 1:38 PM

You don't count... - David O. on Jul 6, 2009, 11:11 AM

Hey, back to your Seamaster water skis - Matt Collins on Jul 6, 2009, 10:16 PM

Told to me by a lawyer - Ed Keene on Jul 5, 2009, 4:32 PM

"I have always been a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase." - Mooseblood the Mosquito on Jul 5, 2009, 5:10 PM

If all the attorneys on the planet were lined up at equal distances on the equator - Mark Schynert on Jul 6, 2009, 6:15 PM

Those lawyers! Coming up with things like the Declaration of Independence - 34Drive on Jul 6, 2009, 10:26 PM

Try some of these ... - David Clark on Jul 7, 2009, 2:35 AM

It was so cold in Winnipeg the other day,I saw my lawyer with his hands in his own pockets - William Lawlor on Jul 7, 2009, 3:34 AM

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