A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said: 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said: 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.



The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard: 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said:


'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said:

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink!?'

Harald

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Cracks me up.. LOL

Cheers,
Dave

Glad I wasn't drinking anything!

Semper Fi, Don