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Burnt Offerings to the Carpet Monster --

April 9 2012 at 8:09 PM
George Campbell  (Login blueangelmodeler)
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Fellow Modelers --

I implore your help in appeasing the Carpet Monster !! It jumped six feet from the floor to the top of my paint booth, dragging my 1/72 Pax River Blue Angel back with it.

In this seizure, the starboard stabilator was devoured ... i have searched naked eye and with flashlight all over the floor, behind the display case, under the air compressor, etc -- and even carefullly inspected the ceiling ... to no avail.

Since burnt plastic is a pleasing aroma to the Carpet Monster, will all of you please sacrifice one-tenth of your best suplus sprue for the return of my stabilator. Perhaps in three days, like the whale spit Jonah out, my stabilator will reappear !! Thank you for your special help, George

 
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Problem is carpet monsters run in packs

April 9 2012, 9:07 PM 

Feeding 1 won't help....the rest of the pack will sense fear and pounce!!!

 
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(Login craigindaytona)
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Easy solution (always works....well - almost always) -

April 9 2012, 9:10 PM 

Go back to the scene of the disappearance and intently look for something else. The stabilator will magically reappear before your eyes. Amazing. It'll be like it was right there all the time (which it was/is).

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Steven Flowers
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George, here is a old trick.....................

April 9 2012, 9:27 PM 

My Paw showed me this one. When you drop a nut or bolt or (part) on the ground, find a identical part (port side) and lay it at your feet. Your eye will pop to the same shape within about a five foot diamater. We easily loose perspective of scale. Soooo, rip off the port side and tell me I am wrong!

If your carpet monster is a mean one, you are on your own.

California Steve

 
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bob mack
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brilliant

April 9 2012, 10:56 PM 



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(Login EdSummers)
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Yeah, I've tried that trick...

April 12 2012, 10:37 PM 

and lost the other part too!

 
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(Login p38m)
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it may well be standing up on end ...what is a PAX RIVER blue..i saw the a-4's there 70's

April 9 2012, 11:19 PM 



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(Login steven9)
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My friend is a carpet salesman. He told me he sold .....

April 9 2012, 11:55 PM 

A whole roll of old but new tri-color blue shage rug to this guy for his Man Room.

George?...........................

Ha! Ha!,

California Steve

 
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Larry Schmidt
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Carpet monsters got no teeth, they suck stuff up by osmosis.

April 9 2012, 11:48 PM 

I have vinyl flooring and I still lose stuff. Adios, Larry.

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a.g.whitaker
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Tested-Fool-proof - Guaranteed method for locating lost parts!

April 10 2012, 12:01 AM 

Scratch-build a replacement.

After fitting this part you will then find the original sitting on top of a bottle of paint or reference book you have not used for a while.

You reached for this color or text because you realized it might be pertinent to the model you are working on.


 
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(Login craigindaytona)
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You WILL tell us where you found it, right? n/t

April 10 2012, 12:10 AM 

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(Login Wurger41)
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Check....

April 10 2012, 1:15 AM 

your trouser cuffs and the instep of your shoes/slippers. I think the Trouser/Shoe monsters (a close ally of the Carpet variety) live in there.
I've sometimes found leavings in there after a week of fruitless floor searching.


Brett


    
This message has been edited by Wurger41 from IP address 222.155.240.206 on Apr 10, 2012 1:24 AM


 
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(Login BrunoSchielzeth)
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As one of the guys pointed out, build a replacement part. It always works for me.

April 10 2012, 10:26 AM 

Lose a part, spend four hours scratch building a semi-respectable replacement and you will suddenly find the missing part. It's happened too many times to me.

However, I've also given up and months later opened a reference book, that hadn't been out in years, only to find my part between the pages!! I have NO explanation for that one!

Face it George; if the Carpet monster wants it, they are going to get it.

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In memory of Denis Keegan.

 
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(Login randall1879)
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One of Murphy's laws

April 12 2012, 7:48 PM 

Yup, been there done that. Nothing like going through a vacuum bag full of disgusting filth and dog hair in search of a part, yuck!!!! And of course we all have heard the sweet sound of a canopy we have searched and searched for being crushed into the carpet, yup...good times. One or two little tricks that might help, keep them on a piece of masking tape, as well as cutting out little parts while on the tape (really good for PE parts that might put your eye out), and always find someone else who can look for the part, a fresh pair of eyes help, that's why I had kids. Well, that's all I got for now, but I can say I have gotten very good at scratch building because of the "carpet monster".
Cheers

P.S. Hard surfaces aren't much better, they bounce for miles!

 
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