Little Johnny is playing with the new train set that he was given for Christmas. his mother was in the kitchen washing dishes. She listens to him as he is playing. "Next stop Athlone, all those getting on, get the fcuk on, all those getting off, get the fcuk off". Little Johnny's mother thought she was hearing things so she let it pass.
A few minutes later, she heard little Johnny with the train again. " Next stop Athenry, all those getting on, get the fcuk on, all those getting off, get the fcuk off". So his mother stormed into the room and said "what sort of language is that, young man? Go to your room for an hour and don't let me hear you speaking like that again"
About an hour and a quarter later, Little Johnnys mother is in the kitchen again and she hears him playing with the train again. "Next stop Galway, all those getting on,... get on, all those getting off... get off. and if you are wondering why we are an hour late, ask the cunt in the kitchen"
Crucified on the cross of ignorance. Sacrificed on the altar of greed.
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George Bush visited a school to see if he was still popular among
the youth
of America. He held a short speech and asked some children if they
had any
questions for him.
Bob raised his hand and said: "I have three questions for you."
1) How did you win the election even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without the backing of the UN?
3) Do you agree, just like me, that the bombing of Hiroshima was
the
biggest terrorist action of the last century?
At that point the bell rings and all children run out of the
classroom.
After 5 minutes all the children are back inside and Bush again
asks the
children if there are any questions they would like to ask.
This time little Johnny raises his hand and says he has five questions.
1) How did you win the election even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without the backing of the UN?
3) Do you agree, just like me, that the bombing of Hiroshima was
the
biggest terrorist action of the last century?
4) Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?
5) Where the fuck is Bob?
Crucified on the cross of ignorance. Sacrificed on the altar of greed.
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at least he's tryin. You criticice (I can't spel) him cos you don't understand him, you should meet him for coffee, so you can disguss your negative feelings and why you referred to him as "egits" even though the same person wrote both messages, we should all learn to love one another. Why don't you both come along to my Neverland ranch this Sunday, and we'll talk and sort out this conflict.
Lots of Love,
Michael
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