the following are three poems from three up and coming poets in the feild of the erotic arts.
troy egan, a very traditional 16th century poet who refuses to wash n whos overwhelming stench is refered to in his most famous poems 'i am cheesedick' and 'brown stick.'this poems referes to his constant battle against his homosexuality:
__________BENDER:__________
my enlarged vein promintely shows,
before you care to blow,
i dare not show,
but ive got my finger up your hole,
so moist and tender ,
i must surrender....
afterall... your a bender!!!!!!!
gordon reilly is the next poet. he is a greatly confused penis poet, and summed up his feelings in his award winning poem 'i am a asshole' whe he said 'i am an asshole.'This poem deals with the most important factors of penis poetry: love, lust and whacking your penis of a sink!
_________Red Headed Monster:______
Your vainy dick,.....
Stuck in my mouth like a car in shit,
i almost choked on its enlarged helmet, your frothy cream.
You jam it lovingly between my toenails,
an erect monster spitting foamey goodness at me,
its angry and red,covered in vains,
but i love its chubby red head.
I whack it off the sink!, and it dies,
going soft once again......
the final poem is by a inspiring penis poet who is remembered for his ass tickleling classics 'wipe your ass' and 'foreskin head' in which he deals with his poetic trama, have a foreskin shapped head.this, his most recent poem deals with hidden love and a 'hairy slab of meat'
_____________BLOW:_______________
I thrusted your throbbing, pulsating cock in my hand,
feeling it all over,
from the tip to the stub.
then i slowly put my big open mouth around it,
and began to blow you.
i must of blown you 40 times that night, my love,
ever time swallowing your boiling hot cum,
it just tasted so suculent...
i wish to blow you now, my love...
but butsy would see.........
thank you for reading these excellent poems, in return for this penis poetry, all we ask is that you vote for your favourate poem, the overall winner will recieve a hoodlums endorsed t-shirt, which they will have the pride of wearing to the next gig.
thank you penis poetry people.
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Bender is a delightful little piece of poetry which keeps u in suspense with the immaculate finish up of the word bender and the rhyming of blow and show is true poetry brings back the poets old days of his famous line like a trumpet i want to hump it which will be forever embedded in that snowy morn where a poem started out about snowflakes and ended up with having trumpet and hump it short and sweet just the way he likes them
Red Headed Monster is filled with goodness and comparisons the likes of which have never been seen by this stylish young poet I cannot imagine the shear simple genius he was thinking to imagine cum come between his toes almost like seepage and we all know the pain in killing a morning erection but wit a sink; is simply genius well done ol boy
Simply title Blow now this is what a poem should be all about there is so many under laid messages here the poet drives home the use of the word love as if it was the nail which bore his hammer its starts of the poet on one of his long nights in the mean red light zone the poem is structured perfectly the ……… combine mystery and suspense with the feeling what a demented genius mind that this chap has it has all the symptoms of a masterpiece and with time and practice this poet will make it up that eternal struggle that is that mountain of a cock
So ill leave it on this note that is the old Chinese saying reach for the stars my children and you’ll get to the roof tops
The porn industry needs erotic guys like you
Yours truly
Sir William P Foreskin
The 3rd
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i cant pick a or single out a poem in that devine penis section.they were all truly inspirational which is ironic because i dont have apenis...but it makes me waan have one!
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I am danger mouse as the name suggests i would like to munch on all the penises described inthe poems however the poem by Troy is by far the best and he shall be victorious. However when this poll ends i shall send a plague crippling all yer penises and infesting them with genital warts.
good night and god bless.
Danger Mouse 25/03the
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go bender - defintly the best poem. ryming is genius.
i wrote something of my own but its not about penises
The young woman had entered the water,
Along with her lover big Danny,
Her clothes got strewed,
And she stood there quite nude,
As the water lapped at her knees.
if she had gone in any deeper that would have been good poetry
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heres a little limerick i wrote. it to is not about penises but about unrequited love for a certain fat cat i met in an amsterdam coffee shop the love soon turned sour and i wanted another one which was better groomed so i hear is my limerick
i gave u a ring
to place on your finger
now i want it back
because your a minger
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well i think it should most definatly be troy that wins this as he won the last competition, because he told me himself how moved he would be to be honoured with the prize....so there!!..straight from the horses arse..so there everyone vote for bender because he's worth it!
miss nipple
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well excuse me for votin for troy, but i do believe that i am allowed vote for whoever i want! so ha!
and who the hell do u seem to think i am that i would have done that to him!
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ladies gentlemen and snots of all ages this is penis poetry this is a most joyeous expression of a poets feelings so please no violence or criticism dicks may be sucked though it is the erotic art in which the cause is for
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