stop bein lazy bastidin cunts and get up of yeer asses and do summat with this god damn site jeeezzzz...

Well I never. Never in all my days have I heard such guff.

This website is the least of my worries. I've got a twenty year mortgage on a house that's gonna be worth half it's price in four years, and I know what your thinking. The ECB is planning an interest rate shaving to stimulate investment by stifling saving (say that when you're drunk) and I'll have less to pay on my mortgage but I don't believe for a minute, that that cut will rescue us out of this recession. Do you understand?

And another thing, with this proposed College fees introduction, It'll mean we'll have to buy a disgusting Mercedes instead of a new Lexus in January.

And you expect me to ignore these two major problems (and my husband's affair, my smoking seven year old, and all those damn "foreignors" that are moving into our area, and taking our jobs) and just start writing things and updating the site, while 3 out of the four Hoodlums are doing the leaving cert and havn't even practised in a month nevermind played a gig? Do you?

What do you expect me to do? Make up stupid News stories about Beckham signing for the hoodlums and Dave Grohl drumming for them? is that it? Well I won't do it, you can't make me, you're not my real Father.
Petunia Clarkson,
Dalkey.

I challenge you, to find an amateur band (a band similar in fame and expierience as The Hoodlums) who has a bigger, better designed site, with more news, photos, stuff about members and crap like screensavers that's better than www.thehoodlums.com

but I bet you won't.

Find one and suggest it, and we'll get everyone to have a look and see if they agree with you.

but I bet they won't.

And if they do, I'll resign from my post and hire you

but I bet I won't.

Here's a picture of my youngest. Lorcan.

ok me matey's here ya go..take a look see.....
www.zap.to/thejaps.com
and no..that aint racist.

ohh and another thing...cute kid

Are you clever enough to confuse everyone and write in a site address that doesn't exist?

I don't think you are.

Try cutting and pasting it (use the right button on your mouse, that's the thing underneath your hand) and then hopefully you won't make a mistake again.

maybe bein arrogant doesnt suit you!
that site does totally exist i swear!

http://zap.to/thejaps
ther ya go ya flaming lips ya

Sorry, i didn't reply to your message until now, but I've only recently stopped laughing at your suggestion.

are u emplying that my brothers band is worth laughing at??huh??
the cheek of some people i tell ya

No, seriously, there is nothing remotely funny about your brothers band. I would never laugh at them.

ohh yeahh......sure.........