Someone had mentioned on my "Follow me here..." thread about drama and someone perhaps watching too much "Days of Our Lives."

Aren't soap operas just too much? All that bed hopping, and no one seems to feel any of the long-term effects that we do here....

So, can we think of some good soap opera titles that we can send into the TV producers?

I'll go first:

"All My Children...that I Gave Up for Some Fun on the Side"

Jean

Another World...aka LaLaLand

The Middle-Aged and the Faithless

Good ones, TP!

"One Wife To Wreck."

"Two Lives To Lead"

"All My Lies"

"All My Anti-Depressants"

"as the knife turns"
" lust"
"deception"
i have a few others but out of respect of the language I will revel in them ...lol

The young and the reckless
The liars and cheaters (bold and beautiful)
One life to f**ck up

How about:

"Loving...Someone Else"

"MY Life to Live"

"The Selfish and the Betrayed"

"As the World Turns Upsidedown"

How about "General Hospitalization"
or "Generally Hostile"
or "One life to live, one life to hide"
or "Are those my Children"
or "As the Worm Turns"
or "These are the days of our lies"

LOL! Some great ones, here!

My two favorites so far:

"Generally Hostile"
"Are those my Children"

I love it!! (I teach my writing class tonight...to bad I can't have my students do a little satire on this.... they're only in middle school, tho. )

Jean

Oh, I've got another one:

"All My Children (I think)"

Hey everyone - haven't been around in a while. The computer at home isn't working properly (a blessing in disguise I'm sure, although my children sure wish it was working) so I can only check in every now and then at work. Couldn't resist this one. How about...

"Daves of our Lives"

Take care - stay strong.

Blessings,
Cheryl

'As the Stomach Churns'

"The Mean and the Ugly"

"The DAZE of Our Lives"

OK. Jean, here ya go... these include more than soaps.

Lifestyles of Helpless Bitches
Young Doctors in Lust
So You Want to Marry a Married Man
Wayward Ho (movie was Westward Ho)

I'd better stop, and put my mind to good use.

MM

A take on yours:

"Lifestyles of the Bitch-n-Heinous"

"Lifestyles of the Friggin' Shameless"

Jean-

<"Lifestyles of the Friggin' Shameless"> ROFL

MM

'As the World Burns'

'Search for Sorrow'

'Dark Shadows' (needs no editing)

Anyone remember that prime-time soap Dallas?

Well, how about Callous?

"Honey I nocked up the babysitter"

versus, Honey I shrunk the kids...

Corine

Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.
-- Erica Jong

We could go with "Dream Acres" starring (insert name of WS/OM/OW) the pig.

This intead of Green Acres starring Arnold the pig. Of course if your a democrat and from California, you may feel Arnold is a pig.

Or maybe if Al Gore gets that TV station he will have a prime time show called "Bill and Hillbilly's" where everyone is related. They could use a presidential seal with stains on it for a opening shot. Hillary would make a great "Grandma" and its a hard call on Bill, dumb as Jethro but looks like the pet chimpanzee. What was it in the song? Something about bubbling crude? Sorry Beverly Hillbillies fans another childhood classic is ruined.

Then of course there could be a play on the Twilight Zone the new title could be "The Twilight Bone" (with reference to the OM or wandering H)

"Lost in La La Land" where a robot notifies us of a cheating spouse by shouting "Warning" "Warning" or "Danger" "Danger".

But what does it matter? The Network TV executives don't get it, maybe they are just Lost in Space!

Okay.... I was just going thru some of the archives to copy my old posts to my PC to acknowledge the hell that I pulled myself out of (wow...when I read all that old stuff....just....wow.)

Well, I found this post and just began laughing out loud here all myself, and thought that I'd share the laughs.

BTW, thank you, thank you, thank you to ALL of the people here who helped me thru my dark times. I'd name names, but I'm sure I'd leave someone important out, and I don't want to do that, so a general "thank you" will have to suffice. You are dear to me, even tho I've never actually met any of you. You gave me an outlet, you kept me sane (well, pretty much), you kept me from hiding in my fears. I don't know what I would have done without your support.

Jean