what's this!? Just got this in the mail. Anyone lacking a $10 American flag - t shirt or trip to Vegas?!? Uhmm...??

Confused,

Alex


Butter Update...on all things goin' on - in and around the trailer park!
Clothes...
We just received a new shipment of Butter American flag t-shirts - so get them while they're hot! They are $10 with a copy of this email!

Food, Drink & Misc...
After some serious research and development, we finally found a new Tator Tot oven to replace our much used and abused old one. This thing is a machine!!!! It cooks 'em up nice and crispy just like Mom used to make! Bring in this email for a free order of Tator Tots!

We just got our hands on a vintage Dr. Pepper machine that actually works...Come on in and take it for a spin! In addition after several EBAY bidding attempts we have finally secured an original velvet Elvis to add to our collection of fine art!

***Still searching for a quarter-ride pony or spaceship so let us know if you have any leads on either or both such golden oldies. (I'll be installing a couple of swings before our big day on July 19th!)

4 Year Anniversary Party!...
It's that time of the year again!!! On Saturday, July 19th we'll be celebrating our Butter 4 Year Anniversary! The party will start at 7pm and go til 2am. We'll have free t-shirts for the first 100 people, a bonafide pig roast and all sorts of other wacky stuff to make it another night to remember at Butter!

Guest Bartender Thursdays...
We are now booking Guest Bartenders for the months of July & August...If you've ever dreamed of being a bartender or have friends that have, shoot me an e-mail so we can sign you up! It's a competition! The winner is the bartender who can produce the biggest, baddest Butter evening... If you
win...you win a trip to Vegas! We will be announcing our winner for the
last series on July 19th!

Parties...
As always we are available for private parties and we want them! Shoot us an email or give us a call to schedule your next event!

Thank you for all of your support! We hope to see you soon! Carlton & The Staff at Butter

how did you get that?! there's a bar in san francisco called butter (there might be one in nyc as well, but i've only been to the one in sf) and it touts itself as a trailer park heaven, in celebration of all things white trash. its signature drink is the r.v. (red bull with vodka) and its menu consists of tv dinners (which really aren't that bad!), hot dogs, and the like. picture this: a room full of hipsters hunched over their tv dinner trays picking with plastic utensils. butter is ridiculous! ah...us americans...we can be a silly bunch. i guess not everything can be reappropriated and made palatable.

I never signed up for their newslatter. Some kind soul must have thought of me and done that for me. I shall be forever grateful.

red bull & vodka was very fashionable last year with the trailer trash techno-fans over here. How do I know? I have a team of spies working for me.

Alex x