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Harry the first grader

February 14 2004 at 7:17 PM
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A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in
the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third grade too! "
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office, While
Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Brookes he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first
grade and behave. She agreed. Harry as brought in and the conditions Were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Harry: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
into the third grade."
Mrs Brooks says to the principal, " Let me ask him some questions" The
principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment, " Legs."
Ms Brooks asks, " What is in your pants that you have but I do not
have?"
Harry: " Pockets."
Ms Brooks: " What does a dog do that a man steps into? ''
Harry: " Pants"
Ms Brooks: '' What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: " Coconut."
Ms Brooks: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry was taking charge. Harry: " Bubblegum"
Ms Brooks: "What does man do standing up, woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer....
Harry: " Shake hands"
Ms Brooks " Now I will ask some " Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Harry: ''Yep"
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up.
I get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent."
Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: " Wedding Ring."
Ms Brooks: " I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good."
Harry: " Nose."
Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver."
Harry: "ARROW"
Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' AND ENDS IN 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Harry to university, I got THE LAST TEN QUESTIONS WRONG MYSELF"

 
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